How Michael Plans To Kill Everyone on the Freighter
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By Veefre
- How Michael Plans To Kill Everyone on the Freighter
- Created: Mar 21, 2008
- Last updated: Aug 14, 2008
- After episode: 3.22: Through The Looking Glass
- Status: Current
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Aren’t you glad you tuned in for this?
— Veefre
As we saw in “Meet Kevin Johnson”, Michael has agreed to kill everyone on the freighter.
Well, almost everyone. The “good guys”, whoever they are, will be allowed to survive.
We’ve already seen that the briefcase bomb Michael received on board before leaving port is a fake. All it does is pop up a little flag saying the Dharma equivalent of “Boo!”.
So how is Michael going to accomplish his goal?
Easy, the plan has already in motion. By causing a “kitchen malfunction”, the crew is forced to survive on nothing more than canned lima beans. It’s well known that this diet will produce massive amounts of deadly gas among the bad guys. Once this gas builds up to a critical level, all Michael has to do is light a cigar and BOOM! the whole freighter will explode real good.
Aren’t you glad you tuned in for this?
Key characters
| Short Name | Full Name | Episodes | Theories |
|---|---|---|---|
| Michael | Michael Dawson | 2.22, 1.14, 4.8 | 301 |
Key events
| Theme | Relevant Episodes | Theories |
|---|---|---|
| Michael returns | 2.19 | 161 |
boo hiss
If I had any rotten tomatoes I’d hurl them at you. ;)
LOL. Awesome theory! +1
And yes, I am glad I tuned in for that one!
Glad I “sparked” your interest!
I like it!
Insanity will kill them all with some deadly farts!!
this theory stinks. It would be funny as sh!t if it happened this way.
You know, that’s another thing.
For all that climbing up and down ladders in and out of hatches, climbing trees, climbing cliffs, engaging in hand to hand combat, pushing an ancient VW bug over a cliff, etc., eating a diet of 70’s comfort foods and fresh fruit, not a single one of the Losties has let loose.
Now that’s just not realistic! Something’s gotta give!
I think it’s just as likely that, faced with a diet of nothing but canned lima beans, the crew will commit mass suicide.
Of course, since the diet of canned lima beans which causes mass suicide is the result of Michael having caused the kitchen malfunction, Michael would still be responsible for the crews’ deaths.
I laughed really hard at this. Sorry, but -1, as this isn’t really a theory.