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You’ve been warned.

— Mosh

Why I think there is tomato sauce in the coffin:

Because the island doesn’t like pizza.

Dudes I swear… If I see one more coffin theory, I personally go steal a bus and drive into the company where the server from this site is. You’ve been warned.

Comments

  1. JohnLockeLegend Apr 23, 2008 6:42 p.m. Comment: 1

    Maybe it’s Paulo in the coffin?

    Because the newspaper article said it was a man from LA, and Paulo is not from LA, he’s from, like, Brazil or sumin’ weird. It all makes sense..

    I think tomato sauce has already been debunked Mosh, I swear I remember Carlton mentioning it at Comic-Con.

  2. lockeko Apr 23, 2008 8:54 p.m. Comment: 2

    no it was on a pod cast.

    funny stuff moshman

  3. valeriasj Apr 23, 2008 10:04 p.m. Comment: 3

    Why not steal the Dharma van?

  4. lateralus Apr 24, 2008 8:46 a.m. Comment: 4

    Maybe the gun Tom switched away from Michael is in the coffin.

  5. Appolobar Apr 24, 2008 9:43 a.m. Comment: 5

    Mosh, I would suggest you just simply not read coffin theories if you dont wanna be bothered with them. People will post what they wanna post. It is up to you what you read.

  6. So_Lost Apr 24, 2008 9:57 a.m. Comment: 6

    Clearly, the island won’t let the coffin debate die. The coffin still has work to do.

  7. DontDisJack Apr 24, 2008 11:21 a.m. Comment: 7

    There is actually a series of Russian-Doll style coffins inside The Coffin. These get smaller and smaller until the final one is opened and inside there is a framed photo of Benjamin Linus. On the back of the photo is a signed affidavit from Ben declaring that everything that happened on the Island was in fact a video game about clones that he was playing in a dream. The appendix declares that Vincent IS Jacob.

  8. Nat Apr 24, 2008 1:50 p.m. Comment: 8

    Though I agree with Appolobar, I have to +1 this just for So_Lost and DontDisJack’s comments. Awesome. : )

  9. DCLostie Apr 24, 2008 1:54 p.m. Comment: 9

    I agree. I would lump the coffin, Tom switching the gun, and who so and so’s constant theories together as dead horses that have been beaten to death a then some. +1

  10. Grymm Apr 24, 2008 4:11 p.m. Comment: 10

    It’s Kate’s toy airplane.

  11. CamaroHeed Apr 24, 2008 5:31 p.m. Comment: 11

    Someone will open the coffin and a little note will pop up that says “Not Yet”