LOST-Theories.com

you are the smart guys’

— Jorge

Hi lost-theories users,

The following users :

Snakeskin boots, obscure, thelamb, tracker, Mcbain1234, hello mike, ariellehanso, dr.jack, belle13, dharmadog, cornholiogringo and marcos_rvs, thankyou for being so accomodating, you all certainly appreciate how hard it is for an actor to openly write on a site. Sites like this need people like yourselves, because there is no pulling the wool over your eyes. There is no fooling you and that makes you all smart. Very smart.

hellomike, it is plain to see you know how to show respect, Dom liked being called ‘Sir’ by you, and it shows that you know your place. We like that. Dom told me that had he known about you sooner, he would have had you flown out to Hawaii as his personal whipping-boy.

I am Jorge, I DO have time to write this, (in addition to my contributions to the fuselage), and wtfsignmeup, when you get your equity card, and become involved in a project like Lost. then you can write about who does and does not have time. I doubt we measure ‘busy’ in the same way, and you have no right trying to tell all the users I have mentioned above, that Dom was not Dom.

I have not had time to research all your theories, but I will get around to it, and I can guess with certainty right now, that all you guys I mentioned above, have more than likely written the most popular and imaginative theories, because with smart people like you, how else can it be right!

The few I have looked up i.e. belle13, marcos_rvs and the lamb, I think I have your smart plan worked out!…..it is an amazing idea……You guys have written such creative and clever theories, you submit them under different names right? You guys are smart!

I do not want to make promises, but I can tell you smart guys right now, that three of you will be invited to Hawaii to appear as extras in season five. hellomike, you are definitley on the shortlist ok so just keep practicing the ‘sir’ bit and you will increase your chances. Any user who can tell me who beat me in real life in a game that the character ”Sawyer’ also lost at, will receive a personal signed photo from my agent.

By the way, for all doubters, Dom is a fan of the British comedian Alan Partridge and he and Nav would often mimic him. Most crew members did not understand this humor by the way, but it was always accepted that the Brits had strange alternative humor. I am familiar with Benny Hill but that is about the sum of it.

So to all the smart people I mentioned, it’s people like you who make it possible for people like us to get some normality, and we appreciate it a lot.

Comments

  1. Van Apr 14, 2008 3:41 a.m. Comment: 1

    hey!! I was nice to “Dom” too….!!!

  2. Jorge Apr 14, 2008 4:14 a.m. Comment: 2

    Hey Van, you are correct, it’s great to see that you, having read between the lines, noticed that your name was missing.

    I think you know that there was a reason for this i.e. that you are one of the smartest of the lot, and when I have finished filming for this season, you may just get personal contact from me, because I like to be around truly smart people.

  3. StayPuft Apr 14, 2008 4:18 a.m. Comment: 3

    Well I suppose Jorge’s name is now being spelled right. Thats one thing we can take from all this.

  4. MacCutcheon Apr 14, 2008 4:30 a.m. Comment: 4

    This is gold.

  5. Van Apr 14, 2008 4:31 a.m. Comment: 5

    wow thanks Jorge, that will be fantastic!

  6. quantumphysics Apr 14, 2008 4:37 a.m. Comment: 6

    (big odd looking bird flying overhead)

    HURLEY!!….HURLEY!!!

  7. AngeloComet Apr 14, 2008 4:40 a.m. Comment: 7

    Let’s see… Can I think of anything more pointless than this post. . .?

    Hmm.

    Nope. Nothing springs to mind.

  8. Jorge Apr 14, 2008 4:44 a.m. Comment: 8

    You are welcome van but I haven’t made no promises ok. I have seen that another user said that your username is an abbreviation…and is directly related to your theory input.

    Vacuously Adds Nothing (V.A.N)

    I did check to see your theories but I could not find any. I guess you are still working on them. I bet they are brilliant.

  9. Jorge Apr 14, 2008 4:58 a.m. Comment: 9

    Angelocomet, how correct you are, this post is synonomous to a broken pencil. Pointless. I have just looked your work up, you it seems are a formidable user. You also appear to be very popular, so I am certain that whilst this all appears pointless, you may agree that someone HAD to let those users know how smart they really are. You may not agree either. I am myself ambivalent about it all.

  10. Van Apr 14, 2008 5:33 a.m. Comment: 10

    too mean Jorge…too mean.

    By the way, my username is an anagram and I have posted theories on this site, one of which was very well received (it got a +15) CLUE: I share the same name as one of you co-stars…

  11. IslandBound Apr 14, 2008 5:34 a.m. Comment: 11

    Wow, Dominic had time to call his friend Jorge and tell him about what happened. But couldnt take a simple pic of himself. Haha. loser

  12. IslandBound Apr 14, 2008 5:47 a.m. Comment: 12

    I suppose you dont own a camera too, right?

  13. IslandBound Apr 14, 2008 5:50 a.m. Comment: 13

    ps: Did dominic teach u how to use the “quote” feature? Or is that because you have 10 bloody login’s. r-e-t-a-r-d-e-d

  14. emzi Apr 14, 2008 7:45 a.m. Comment: 14

    By the way, for all doubters, Dom is a fan of the British comedian Alan Partridge and he and Nav would often mimic him. Most crew members did not understand this humor by the way, but it was always accepted that the Brits had strange alternative humor. ”

    Naveen actually mentioned this on British TV Show “Richard & Judy” a couple of months ago.

    If you’re Jorge I apologise, but I seriously doubt it. Anyone has access to this information via Youtube and what not.

  15. emzi Apr 14, 2008 7:54 a.m. Comment: 15

    I posted a comment but it hasn’t appeared yet, but it basically said that the comment about Dom & Nav mimmic-ing Alan Partridge could be known by any LOST fan as Nav himself spoke about it on a British TV Show.

    And this comment is basically to give you all a link to watch the very interview via youtube: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=LCVOm8Em6eY

  16. ArielleHanso Apr 14, 2008 8:30 a.m. Comment: 16

    Is this like being on Jacob’s list? ;) Just kidding.

    Anyway, as a completely random side note, Kualoa Ranch is gorgeous. I spent an afternoon there a few months ago, and it was absolutely breathtaking. (Unfortunately, there was no filming going on that day.)

  17. wtfsignmeup Apr 14, 2008 8:46 a.m. Comment: 17

    Duuuuude!?

  18. Jorge Apr 14, 2008 8:54 a.m. Comment: 18

    Van, how I never realised that you are Nav is I admit, shameful. At least you have a sense of humor :-)

    emzi, you must feel very proud of your research into information which could be gleaned from youtube, wow you even posted twice about it. You must feel very important now. I am uncertain to who Richard and Judy are? Are they as important and influential as you?

    To All you ‘upset’ repliers, would it make you feel better if I told you that you have all been part of a ‘psychological experiment’?

    An experiment to see whether:

    a) all the sad-acts who REALLY thought that Dom was the real McCoy could admit their sins (Van now you are pleased I did not include you in the original line up!)….no confessions so far…..

    b) a response could be elucidated from users on a site which appears riddled with trolls, about another sarcastic pointless post, and on that point, I see no shortage of replies

    Experiment Closed. Jorge out.

  19. Jorge Apr 14, 2008 9:06 a.m. Comment: 19

    Additional: wtfsignmeup, I have looked you up as well, I can see you actually have some credibility and therefore I am sure you did not mind your name being used in a ‘sarcastic’ way to highlight the gullibility of others.

    I am not Jorge as you know, but I wanted to see if hellomike would call me ‘sir’ amongst other reasons, so with that knowledge you can now see the post for what it is and is not. Your name was used merely as an instrument to get my point across.

    Island Bound, I only just saw your response and you are the definitve type of candidate for this type of experiment. I love the fact that you have posted three times, all within minutes of each other, this informs me that not content with your first post, you just HAD to do another one when you thought of the camera, and then to consolidate your obviously slow-functioning (dare i use your word ‘Retarded?’) mind, you just HAD to post a third time!, well what can I say, you have really told me!

    it’s such a shame Islandbound that you are not really Islandbound, and also I am having great difficulty in finding your theories? perhaps you could give me a pointer, to post three times at once, such dedication, such forcefulness, try and apply that to writng a theory which I woudl be delighted to read…..you now have three options…..

    1) ignore this 2)post anothe three comments (with regulatory minute breaks) 3) write a theory

    tick tock tick tock what choice say you?

  20. emzi Apr 14, 2008 9:48 a.m. Comment: 20

    lol well if you really were Jorge I’d expect you to be polite and not spend all day on a LOST theory site critizizing LOST FANS that are keeping you in the money.

  21. IslandBound Apr 14, 2008 9:55 a.m. Comment: 21

    haha you have posted like 8 times. And you are pretending to be some one else.

  22. IslandBound Apr 14, 2008 9:56 a.m. Comment: 22

    r-e-t-a-r-t-e-d

  23. IslandBound Apr 14, 2008 10:07 a.m. Comment: 23

    Sorry I took so long for the third reply, I was on The Heroes website pretending to be one of the main characters. Thats what cool people do with there time…

    r-e-t-a-r-d-e-d

  24. Katrinicity Apr 14, 2008 10:15 a.m. Comment: 24

    Oo, role playing. That’s, um… well… not like LOST at all! wink

  25. DMon Apr 14, 2008 10:53 a.m. Comment: 25

    I have just logged in to see what was happening on here today and i just feel i have to say wow! I have never seen anything like it in my life! Such bitterness and hostility anyway if someone will tell me how to upload a picture on here i would be happy to thanks Dom x

  26. Jorge Apr 14, 2008 11:01 a.m. Comment: 26

    Emzi good to see you haven’t taken my comments too seriously.

    Islandbound…It’s my Post, I get to post as many times as I want. You were publicly given three choices, part of me assumed you would ignore any further comments, but the other part of me is glad to see you just HAD to reply, because you could not bear NOT to. You love it.

    Good to see your standards have not slipped though. I especially like your hyphen-punctuated spellings of ‘retarded’, and I am assuming it is from a lifetime of learning to spell your condition, slowly.

    Katrinicity, I have to abandon this alter-ego and end replies, but seeing as though you were last, and gave me a wink, I say thankyou, and role-playing in and out of the bedroom is always fun :-)

  27. StitchExp626 Apr 14, 2008 11:42 a.m. Comment: 27

    Great thread on how to add pics … it should be included in a FAQ section

    http://www.lost-theories.com/theories/2008/mar/29/how-post-pictures-not-theory/

    And here are some pretty cool pics

    April14

    apr14

    ap13

    Stitch

  28. DMon Apr 14, 2008 11:56 a.m. Comment: 28

    Wow i didnt expect to see so many pics of myself i am not vain and do get a little embarressed especially the first one haha thanks for info i will post s pic shortly just a little busy at the moment thanks Dom x

  29. Katrinicity Apr 14, 2008 12:09 p.m. Comment: 29

    Oh, Chahhhlieee…

    Jorge - consider that a special wink, dude. ; )

  30. Farmith Apr 14, 2008 12:11 p.m. Comment: 30

    Hey Jorge, why don’t you sit on my face and I’ll tell you how much you weigh

  31. Obscure Apr 14, 2008 1:45 p.m. Comment: 31

    Jorge imposter, your psychological experiment is amazing! It would never have occurred to me that if you insult people they will get angry and want to respond. Clever! However did you work that out? I could do with your psychological powers in my therapy room. I have some very damaged clients. Perhaps you could offer further insights into human behaviour?

  32. belle13 Apr 14, 2008 3:53 p.m. Comment: 32

    The few I have looked up i.e. belle13, marcos_rvs and the lamb, I think I have your smart plan worked out!…..it is an amazing idea……You guys have written such creative and clever theories, you submit them under different names right? You guys are smart!”

    why am i being attacked? i swear on my own life that i only have one user name and i really dont appreciate being accused otherwise.

    i desperately wanted to believe that DMon was Dominic (and i still hope he is) but with all the latest drama on the site, excuse me for being slightly cautious! no one can expect us to just believe tha he is instantly we no proof as there are loads of psychos out there who would, and do pretend to be someone they aren’t.

    and i just wanna say i am a relatively new user myself and personally i have felt welcomed by everyone on this site, so thanks guys, i appreciate it. :)

  33. MyStarbuckHatesLost Apr 18, 2008 5:18 a.m. Comment: 33

    Jorge, you wrote:

    You are welcome van but I haven’t made no promises ok.

    Nice grammer Mr. writer-man. Me much likey your goodly writey stuffs

    Tard

  34. exposee666 Apr 30, 2008 7:23 p.m. Comment: 34

    aegrescit medendo

    Follow the trail that leads to little doggie. Mean old dog is moving in. Booya!

  35. exposee666 Apr 30, 2008 10:24 p.m. Comment: 35

    You’ve been begging for attention little doggie and I’m going to give it to you. You need me and you want me. You have to have attention from me. You got it little doggie. Follow me along the long lonely trail that leads to little doggie everybody. Little doggie needs to be caught. Little doggie needs to be punished. Little doggie has been trolling for a long time. Time is up little doggie. Too late for little doggie to change. Tuck your tail between your legs little doggie. Mean old dog is moving in. Boooya!