LOST in Las Vegas
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By Veefre
- LOST in Las Vegas
- Created: Apr 5, 2008
- Last updated: Aug 14, 2008
- After episode: 2.18: Dave
- Status: Current
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And don’t forget to ask if your room, #23, will be “comped”.
— Veefre
It’s clear where all this is heading…
A new, gigantic casino in Las Vegas will be name, “LOST Island”.
In the LOST Island casino, guests will be treated to South Seas mixed drinks, bamboo and sand beach replica dining spots (all with Dharma brand appetizers), and most of all, a huge extravagant entertainment show in cavernous auditorium shaped a bit like a snow globe.
Inside the auditorium, people will be seated in a jungle-like setting. Stage lifts will magically make various staples of the LOST show appear and disappear: Jacob’s cabin, the Monster, Penny’s boat, etc… A pair of polar bears will roam the audience randomly mock-mauling people (fake blood, prerecorded screams of terror, etc). Rubber knives and forks will fly through the air as the guy who plays Desmond frantically tries to find the key to enter his hotel room.
And don’t forget to ask if your room, #23, will be “comped”.
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Key characters
| Short Name | Full Name | Episodes | Theories |
|---|---|---|---|
| Diane | Diane Jansen | 93 |
Key episodes
| # | Title | Aired | Central character | Theories |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| 2.18 | Dave | 4-5-2006 | Hurley | 135 |
Key events
| Theme | Relevant Episodes | Theories |
|---|---|---|
| Locke Can Walk | 289 |
Key locations
| Theme | Relevant Episodes | Theories |
|---|---|---|
| The Hydra Station | 3.1, 3.2, 3.4, 3.5, 3.6, 3.7, 3.9 | 65 |
dumb
what are you talking about?
What are you talking about?
I’m taling about the probable future for the LOST franchise.
Already we’ve seen a mediocre video game released and promoted on the ABC.COM website. This is a cash cow that ABC and its investors will not let die easily. The LOST Island Casino is a way to ensure continued returns on the concept.
From a technology point of view, I’m of course very curious as to how they will contruct a huge theatre to look like the inside of a snow globe.
Aren’t you?
Oh, and meals and drinks will be delivered to tables by topless waitresses piloting mini-subs.
nice
What’s in it for the women ? We’d hate to have to boycott the place.
Well…forget that place…I’ll be at the Bellagio watching LOST on my flat-screen while I get my massage, drink some Red & play some Keno. lol…
Ooooooo… Dharma hookers.
Dharma hookers…. lol…
What’s in it for the women? Well, how about waiters who are spittin’ images of shirtless Sawyer and life-saving Jack (and amiable Hurley for the chubby chasers)? And maybe for some of the guys too, nothing wrong about that… lol… And maybe the emcee will look like Ben. I know some of you like him, can’t fathom that, but different strokes.
You can go to the Bellagio if you like, but all that you’ll see on your flat screen will be re-runs… the real LOST action will be over at the LOST Island Casino…
Get LOST!
Veefre, I really needed that laugh!! The visions have left me speechless!
Speaking of franchises, what’s to prevent ABC/Disney from opening any number of commercial chains to exploit the whole LOST phenom?
Let’s see: LOSTburgers… “Over 4,815,162,342 Sold!”…
Dharma Corn: Sweet ‘n crunchy popcorn that transports you to another dimension…
And last, but surely not least, LOST brand canned lima beans!
Room 23 should be the name of the strip club at the Hotel & Casino…
Of course then there would be the world’s most complicated slot machine.
To “win”, you need to get all six numbers: 4 8 15 16 23 42…
But you might not want to win if you knew the consequences of hitting all those in the correct order…
BTW, do we get Dharmandales ?
Dharmandales?
You mean Chippendale type male dancers?
I suppose we could do that. They’d be wearing off-white Dharma jumpsuits, but with velco up both sides so that the dancers could rip them off whilst chanting “Namastay”. What they would be wearing underneath, I’ll leave that to your imagination, other than to remember that opposite poles attract… ;-)
Veefre, I guess you are right about those opposites! LOL
Personally, I think the “Dharma corn” might be a big seller! I’m already certain it’s being consumed by a few people! LOL
Dharma Corn might just be the main course at the free buffet.
Hey, I don’t want to see anybody’s corn!!!
I just thought it would be nice to see a little reverse sexism with some guys swinging around poles and doing those butt drop thingys that are supposed to be so sexy looking but IMO really looks like something else.