CF: While Mikey was on the raft, I popped up outta the water…..
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By MrBluhm2U
- CF: While Mikey was on the raft, I popped up outta the water…..
- Created: Sep 28, 2007
- Last updated: Aug 14, 2008
- After episode: 2.19: S.O.S.
- Status: Current
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Micheal was on the raft when my slumber was disturbed beneath the sea. Rousou had written a song for me, but it was in french so I didn’t understand it at all, so I just told her to record it and keep playing it so I could study french and maybe one day figure it out, but I ultimately thought, “French is hard, she doesn’t know if I’m REALLY studying!”. So I just let the recording continue to play for what feels like 16 years or so. There was a loud crash, and all of a sudden the undertow became to much to deal with.
I peeked outta the water to see a bunch of uninvited guests ruining my freshly raked beach, kicking sand and destroying trees to make fires. Needless to say I was very upset, because I try to keep this place as serene as possible, but then oceanic keeps renting out the beach for months at a time like it’s a time share!!!! I”m sick of it! I keep hearing about this DHARMA, and how everyone that keeps coming back here will ultimately figure out their destiny, even though only one that I know of actually has. The one thing that bothers me is, I keep seeing the same people time and time again, they keep acting like they don’t know what’s going on, but I’ve seen it all before, the one named Jack WILL ultimately figure it out, just so you guys know. I begrudgingly let the survivors inhabit my beach AGAIN, and this time, when Mikey floated by on the boat, I grabbed his ankle, yanked him down, and told him, “You need to go back to the island, not now, but in about 40 days.” He said ok, and if you don’t believe me, a corporation has secretly hooked up cameras here, and you should see that Mikey returns around the month of February. I don’t know Waaaaaaallllllttttt’s status, but I will soon enough……namaste
Key characters
| Short Name | Full Name | Episodes | Theories |
|---|---|---|---|
| Michael | Michael Dawson | 2.22, 1.14, 4.8 | 301 |
Key episodes
| # | Title | Aired | Central character | Theories |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| 3.2 | The Glass Ballerina | 10-11-2006 | Sun, Jin, Jae | 201 |
Key events
| Theme | Relevant Episodes | Theories |
|---|---|---|
| Michael and Walt released | 2.23 | 290 |
Key locations
| Theme | Relevant Episodes | Theories |
|---|---|---|
| The Flame Station | 2.23, 3.5, 3.16, 3.11, 2.17 | 220 |
lol ahhh good stuff. I’m sure you’ll get crap for this post from others but not from me. I do enjoy a good laugh.
For someone who hates Troll’s so much, you make a very good one!
Keep up the good work!
TrollKing this isn’t trollish. This is funny. See that is the problem with trolls. Generally speaking they don’t have much humour and often miss the joke.
good point. this is funny, the jack twins suck, thats the different. and I don’t think trollking is a troll, from what I’ve seen he’s pretty funny
Leko I think TrollKing might be a regular in disguise. I also quite like him.
mrs..Trollking put yours and Hexs theories in the offensive section…dont think he’s a regular…unless you think the three headed dog para/lockeswheelchair/dasuberdog is a regular coz thats who trollking is.As for the two Jacks…have you seen the cartoon Bangers and Mash…the theme song plays in my head everytime these two appear! :)
Oh sorry wtf I meant a regular troll of course! Not a regular raft goer, lol.
How do you know it was TrollKing? He must have had help no?
As for the twins, well that is one bitter troll.
I should have known thats what you meant mrs…Im being ridiculous…thinking up conspiracy theories about trolls LOL.
I was telling my family about whats going on with the trolls on the site and my new name wtfamibreathing4 and they were rolling around the floor laughing.Put it in perspective for me ;)
I love your new name. I think you should actually go by it from now on ;-)
I know its pretty funny isn’t it. I was telling MrS about it last night and he was most amused. He told me off in the end because I was ignoring him to argue with a triple headed troll (yes it has added a THIRD alias).
LOL….cant talk now honey….Im arguing with the three headed troll…we call him ‘balls’ for short
Heh heh WTF we do actually have a friend called Balls so I won’t sully that name!
Mr. Bluhm: I enjoyed this a lot! It is quite humourous! +1
Please go over to the offensive page and see what crawled in here and tell me we should ignore them.
pretty funny dood +1