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Micheal was on the raft when my slumber was disturbed beneath the sea. Rousou had written a song for me, but it was in french so I didn’t understand it at all, so I just told her to record it and keep playing it so I could study french and maybe one day figure it out, but I ultimately thought, “French is hard, she doesn’t know if I’m REALLY studying!”. So I just let the recording continue to play for what feels like 16 years or so. There was a loud crash, and all of a sudden the undertow became to much to deal with.

I peeked outta the water to see a bunch of uninvited guests ruining my freshly raked beach, kicking sand and destroying trees to make fires. Needless to say I was very upset, because I try to keep this place as serene as possible, but then oceanic keeps renting out the beach for months at a time like it’s a time share!!!! I”m sick of it! I keep hearing about this DHARMA, and how everyone that keeps coming back here will ultimately figure out their destiny, even though only one that I know of actually has. The one thing that bothers me is, I keep seeing the same people time and time again, they keep acting like they don’t know what’s going on, but I’ve seen it all before, the one named Jack WILL ultimately figure it out, just so you guys know. I begrudgingly let the survivors inhabit my beach AGAIN, and this time, when Mikey floated by on the boat, I grabbed his ankle, yanked him down, and told him, “You need to go back to the island, not now, but in about 40 days.” He said ok, and if you don’t believe me, a corporation has secretly hooked up cameras here, and you should see that Mikey returns around the month of February. I don’t know Waaaaaaallllllttttt’s status, but I will soon enough……namaste

Key characters

Short Name Full Name Episodes Theories
Michael Michael Dawson 2.22, 1.14, 4.8 301

Key episodes

# Title Aired Central character Theories
3.2 The Glass Ballerina 10-11-2006 Sun, Jin, Jae 201

Key events

Theme Relevant Episodes Theories
Michael and Walt released 2.23 290

Key locations

Theme Relevant Episodes Theories
The Flame Station 2.23, 3.5, 3.16, 3.11, 2.17 220

Comments

  1. lunaash77 Sep 28, 2007 11:57 p.m. Comment: 1

    lol ahhh good stuff. I’m sure you’ll get crap for this post from others but not from me. I do enjoy a good laugh.

  2. TrollKing Sep 29, 2007 4:15 a.m. Comment: 2

    For someone who hates Troll’s so much, you make a very good one!

    Keep up the good work!

  3. mrssawyer Sep 29, 2007 6:15 a.m. Comment: 3

    TrollKing this isn’t trollish. This is funny. See that is the problem with trolls. Generally speaking they don’t have much humour and often miss the joke.

  4. lockeko Sep 30, 2007 9:26 a.m. Comment: 4

    good point. this is funny, the jack twins suck, thats the different. and I don’t think trollking is a troll, from what I’ve seen he’s pretty funny

  5. mrssawyer Sep 30, 2007 1:09 p.m. Comment: 5

    Leko I think TrollKing might be a regular in disguise. I also quite like him.

  6. wtfsignmeup Sep 30, 2007 9:31 p.m. Comment: 6

    mrs..Trollking put yours and Hexs theories in the offensive section…dont think he’s a regular…unless you think the three headed dog para/lockeswheelchair/dasuberdog is a regular coz thats who trollking is.As for the two Jacks…have you seen the cartoon Bangers and Mash…the theme song plays in my head everytime these two appear! :)

  7. mrssawyer Oct 1, 2007 2:03 a.m. Comment: 7

    Oh sorry wtf I meant a regular troll of course! Not a regular raft goer, lol.

    How do you know it was TrollKing? He must have had help no?

    As for the twins, well that is one bitter troll.

  8. wtfsignmeup Oct 1, 2007 6:49 a.m. Comment: 8

    I should have known thats what you meant mrs…Im being ridiculous…thinking up conspiracy theories about trolls LOL.

    I was telling my family about whats going on with the trolls on the site and my new name wtfamibreathing4 and they were rolling around the floor laughing.Put it in perspective for me ;)

  9. mrssawyer Oct 1, 2007 7:45 a.m. Comment: 9

    I love your new name. I think you should actually go by it from now on ;-)

    I know its pretty funny isn’t it. I was telling MrS about it last night and he was most amused. He told me off in the end because I was ignoring him to argue with a triple headed troll (yes it has added a THIRD alias).

  10. wtfsignmeup Oct 1, 2007 9:53 a.m. Comment: 10

    LOL….cant talk now honey….Im arguing with the three headed troll…we call him ‘balls’ for short

  11. mrssawyer Oct 1, 2007 10:48 a.m. Comment: 11

    Heh heh WTF we do actually have a friend called Balls so I won’t sully that name!

  12. dabiatchishere Oct 1, 2007 10:17 p.m. Comment: 12

    Mr. Bluhm: I enjoyed this a lot! It is quite humourous! +1

  13. dabiatchishere Oct 1, 2007 11:25 p.m. Comment: 13

    Please go over to the offensive page and see what crawled in here and tell me we should ignore them.

  14. sleepz Oct 2, 2007 1:08 a.m. Comment: 14

    pretty funny dood +1