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It’s Wednesday or “hump day”.

— shamballa

Take the good with the bad, the bitter with the sweet, but for God’s sake be yourself.

Talk about anything you want. This post is a calculated risk on my part. It is designed to tide us over to CF (Casual Fridays).

Key characters

Short Name Full Name Episodes Theories
Jin Jin-Soo Kwon 3.2, 2.16, 1.6, 1.17, 1.23, 3.18 268

Key episodes

# Title Aired Central character Theories
2.21 ? 5-10-2006 Eko 171

Comments

  1. Occam Sep 19, 2007 1:07 p.m. Comment: 1

    I’m tired. I’m not able to theorize, or comment. I’m not even able to party. I’m logging off.

    That’s it. You told us to be ourselves, right? So there. :-)

  2. shamballa Sep 19, 2007 1:08 p.m. Comment: 2

    Drive by haters…

  3. shamballa Sep 19, 2007 1:10 p.m. Comment: 3

    hands Occam a drink

    i undersatnd. Let it out friend. :)

  4. JediRedeye Sep 19, 2007 1:10 p.m. Comment: 4

    I still don’t know why they call it hump day when most of us get laid on the weekends

  5. shamballa Sep 19, 2007 1:11 p.m. Comment: 5

    offers a ceremonial night cap

  6. JediRedeye Sep 19, 2007 1:13 p.m. Comment: 6

    oh yeah sham you owe me $.50 for the use of “drive by haters” ok maybe just a drink will do.

  7. shamballa Sep 19, 2007 1:13 p.m. Comment: 7

    oVer the “hump” and to the weekend I believe…

  8. shamballa Sep 19, 2007 1:15 p.m. Comment: 8

    Jedi, when I read that I laughed my ass off because that was a perfect description. :)

    I do owe you one brotha!

  9. shamballa Sep 19, 2007 1:16 p.m. Comment: 9

    Do you take paypal?

  10. shamballa Sep 19, 2007 1:20 p.m. Comment: 10

    The night crowd isn’t here yet…

    I wonder how TheThinker is doing…

  11. Jukin Sep 19, 2007 1:22 p.m. Comment: 11

    I once had a teacher who would only give tests on Wednesdays. He said it was the only day when teachers and students were on the same page.

    Teachers have their highest energy on Mondays and get worn out as the week progresses. Students are exhausted by their weekends and use the work week to recharging ending up with their highest energy level on Fridays. Wednesday is the day the two are equals.

    So I have been wanting to ask this since joining this board. Is there are way to see which threads have been responded to recently? (other than the blog).

    Is there any way to see which threads you’ve commented in?

    All in all a good board though. I find myself wasting more work time here than any other site!! I think that’s a compliment!

  12. Agent_XXX Sep 19, 2007 1:25 p.m. Comment: 12

    Avast, Shambalamb - ye miss’d th’ boat, landlubberrr stuc kie on LOST isle!

    It’s not “hump day” - today be interrrnational be rrrattlin’ on like a pirrrate day

    http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/International_TalkLikeaPirateDay

    ferrr th’ pirrratey lin’uistically challenged, herrre be a trrranslatorrr http://www.capstrat.com/go/pirate/

    Aye!, a pirrrate may say “pee on it”, but may be morrre inclin’d t’ say “put a corrr kie in th’ bunghole” matey!

  13. shamballa Sep 19, 2007 1:28 p.m. Comment: 13

    For you Jukin :) Every time I see you post I think of this song; Molly Hatchet.

    http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=N1ixtK2bf7o

    To answer your question, I wish there was Jukin. It would be a nice feature on the site.

    It’s an awesome waste of time despite it’s draw backs.

    Cheers to Jeff the admin.

  14. shamballa Sep 19, 2007 1:30 p.m. Comment: 14

    leers at Agent and bellows a hearty arrrrrrr! Lassy.

  15. shamballa Sep 19, 2007 1:31 p.m. Comment: 15

    Will ya make yer mark then Agent?

  16. shamballa Sep 19, 2007 1:40 p.m. Comment: 16

    Sorry kit kat. you stumbled into a free-for-all. :)

    Me thinks ye can handle it.

  17. Agent_XXX Sep 19, 2007 1:52 p.m. Comment: 17

    Sham, ye scallywag - I’llweigh anchorrrme marrr kie all starrrboarrrd We offerrr warrr(orrr rrreally intense adventurrrous parrrtyin’), not kisses!

    Kitty - Join me brace of HellKats woman! ourrr enemies will be swabbin’ th’ poop decks!

  18. shamballa Sep 19, 2007 1:56 p.m. Comment: 18

    Me thanks thee gods for the beleesings I do.

    Two Amazons are worth 6 hearty souls on board.

    With this fire power, we could go after the white whale.

  19. jazprof Sep 19, 2007 2:03 p.m. Comment: 19

    Arrrrr, it be brass-monkey weather here as we be roundin’ the horn—extra rations of grog for the crew! Into the riggin’ ya scurvy dogs, and see if ya spot a swaggy.

  20. shamballa Sep 19, 2007 2:05 p.m. Comment: 20

    Favorite quote:

    Two things are infinite: the universe and human stupidity; and I’m not sure about the universe.

    Albert Einstein

  21. Agent_XXX Sep 19, 2007 2:06 p.m. Comment: 21

    There she blows!—there she blows! A hump like a snow-hill! It is Moby Dick!”

    Aye ye had t’ snea kie th’ “hump” bac kie in did nay ye sirrr?

  22. Agent_XXX Sep 19, 2007 2:07 p.m. Comment: 22

    Ye should be list’nin’ t’ yerrr hearrrt, and not th’ voices in yerrr head, and a bottle of rum! ~ Marrrge Simpson

  23. shamballa Sep 19, 2007 2:08 p.m. Comment: 23

    We need to do a lost trivia thread.

    The rules are easy.

    Just wonder if anyone would be inerested.

  24. Agent_XXX Sep 19, 2007 2:08 p.m. Comment: 24

    Ahh Lassy - herrre be a trrranslatorrr http://www.capstrat.com/go/pirate/

  25. Agent_XXX Sep 19, 2007 2:10 p.m. Comment: 25

    Is he mad? Anyway there’s something on his mind, as sure as there must be something on a deck when it cracks…

  26. mrssawyer Sep 19, 2007 2:15 p.m. Comment: 26

    Arrrrrrr me hearties and scurvy dogs alike. Cap’n Missus at your service.

  27. Agent_XXX Sep 19, 2007 2:15 p.m. Comment: 27

    Give not thyself up, then, to fire, lest it invert thee, deaden thee; as for the time it did me. There is a wisdom that is woe; but there is a woe that is madness.

    Aye, count me in Sham.

  28. jazprof Sep 19, 2007 2:16 p.m. Comment: 28

    Call me fish-meal :-)

    Aye, very like a whale.

  29. Agent_XXX Sep 19, 2007 2:16 p.m. Comment: 29

    ye’rrre killin’ me, and a bottle of rum!, and a bottle of rum!, and a bottle of rum! pirrrate Gandhi!

    LOL

  30. Agent_XXX Sep 19, 2007 2:17 p.m. Comment: 30

    Jazzie - I brrrought ye a tuna sandwich, and a bottle of rum! T avast say ‘tis brrrain grrrub! I guess because therrre’s so much dolphin in it, and ye be knowin’ how in th’ salty sea smarrrt t avast arrre, and a bottle of rum! ~ Marrrge Simpson

  31. Agent_XXX Sep 19, 2007 2:20 p.m. Comment: 31

    ~ these are the times of dreamy quietude, when beholding the tranquil beauty and brilliancy of the ocean’s skin, one forgets the tiger heart that pants beneath it; and would not willingly remember, that this velvet paw but conceals a remorseless fang.

  32. JediRedeye Sep 19, 2007 2:20 p.m. Comment: 32

    I live in the land of the Pirates guys. I’ll tell you the pirates didn’t go anywhere they just left their boats and now they drive cabs and run office. I live about 1/2-1 hour boat ride from Treasure Island. Go past that and you come to Dead Chest, which is where Black beard marooned his crew of 16 men and let them a cask of rum and a sword. You guys can talk like pirates all right but I have to deal with them every day.

  33. Jukin Sep 19, 2007 2:23 p.m. Comment: 33

    Arrrrrh, ahoy there mrs. sawyer and katrina… prepare ta be boarded lasses!!! [insert evil laugh here]

  34. Agent_XXX Sep 19, 2007 2:23 p.m. Comment: 34

    “Two thin’s be infinite: th’ univerrrse and huswashbucklerrr stupidity; and I’m not surrre about th’ univerrrse, and a bottle of rum!”

    Alberrrt Einstein

    Kat ye’rrre an inspirrration

  35. shamballa Sep 19, 2007 2:23 p.m. Comment: 35

    Not sure if it will work here because speed of reply counts. The last Trivia I did was in Excite (< old school I know).

    Rules are simple… ask a question, if no one can answer it you ask another.

    And it goes until someone gets it.

    The old rules were no dates or numbers but numbers are imporatnt with this show.

    So keep it show centric.

    Can I get an Aye?

  36. Agent_XXX Sep 19, 2007 2:24 p.m. Comment: 36

    They think me mad—Kat does; but I’m demoniac, I am madness maddened! That wild madness that’s only calm to comprehend itself!”

  37. mrssawyer Sep 19, 2007 2:24 p.m. Comment: 37

    Launch the Jolly Roger me hearties and cry wi me ‘Here be pirates!’ We’ll steal their wenches and drink theirrrrrrrrrr rum and keelhaul any landlubbbbbbber that gets in the way. Aaarrrrrrr.

  38. jazprof Sep 19, 2007 2:27 p.m. Comment: 38

    Sorry Charlie” jaz sighs and wipes away a tear from ‘neath her eyepatch as she swallows her tuna

    Wotcha gawpin at ya scurvy dawgs…AND wher’s the rum gone?!

  39. mrssawyer Sep 19, 2007 2:29 p.m. Comment: 39

    That’s an aye.

  40. jazprof Sep 19, 2007 2:32 p.m. Comment: 40

    Agent, ye be lashed to a whale woman…I can do nothing for the obsession, but for the physical ties tosses agent a knife

    Fav lines from a pirate movie:

    You speak treason, sir?”

    I hope I am not obscure.”

  41. Agent_XXX Sep 19, 2007 2:33 p.m. Comment: 41

    Oh woe-begone days, and a bottle of rum!

  42. shamballa Sep 19, 2007 2:35 p.m. Comment: 42

    tackles mrs and gives a huge sham style hug

    Where have you been hiding?

  43. shamballa Sep 19, 2007 2:37 p.m. Comment: 43

    mmm jaz, was Mel Gibson involved?

  44. shamballa Sep 19, 2007 2:38 p.m. Comment: 44

    Mutiny on the Bounty?

  45. jazprof Sep 19, 2007 2:40 p.m. Comment: 45

    3 days east of Tortuga and becalmed for a week!

    I’ve got the madness!

    Cabin Fever!

  46. jazprof Sep 19, 2007 2:40 p.m. Comment: 46

    nope sham much older than that—a b&w movie

  47. Agent_XXX Sep 19, 2007 2:43 p.m. Comment: 47

    Arrrr I love the smell of Mutiny in the Morning

  48. jazprof Sep 19, 2007 2:44 p.m. Comment: 48

    Up that rigging, you monkeys! Aloft! There’s no chains to hold you now. Break out those sails and watch them fill with the wind that’s carrying us all to freedom!

  49. jazprof Sep 19, 2007 2:45 p.m. Comment: 49

    close kat—but pirate movie—same actor

    more from the same:

    me lad, there’s just one other little thing. Do you think you could find me a good stout piece of timber? About so thick and so long?… Then do so and lash it to your spine - it needs stiffening.

  50. jazprof Sep 19, 2007 2:49 p.m. Comment: 50

    Aye lass, it is! tossing kat-beard a sack of doubloons

  51. shamballa Sep 19, 2007 2:51 p.m. Comment: 51

    Read the book, watch the cartoon, and see the similarities when it comes to LOST.

    Sawyer is Bigwig.

    Yes, this cartoon was traumatic.

    http://youtube.com/watch?v=Y9KSIeQUgT4

  52. shamballa Sep 19, 2007 2:56 p.m. Comment: 52

    jaz has the floor

  53. shamballa Sep 19, 2007 2:57 p.m. Comment: 53

    kat I mean

  54. jazprof Sep 19, 2007 2:57 p.m. Comment: 54

    I’ve never seen it sham—which one is bigwig in that clip?

  55. shamballa Sep 19, 2007 3 p.m. Comment: 55

    The one that says, “Cracker, Sir”, “My chief told me to defend this warren”

  56. jazprof Sep 19, 2007 3 p.m. Comment: 56

    do nay be a tellin me by all the powers what I canna do

  57. shamballa Sep 19, 2007 3:01 p.m. Comment: 57

    The very un-assuming Hazel-rah is the real chief.

  58. jazprof Sep 19, 2007 3:01 p.m. Comment: 58

    Oh no sham…..I am so afraid of that being true

  59. ProfOzone Sep 19, 2007 3:07 p.m. Comment: 59

    Blimey.

  60. shamballa Sep 19, 2007 3:07 p.m. Comment: 60

    jaz, check out 9 of 10 (some good actors voices).

    http://youtube.com/watch?v=voFBwK_Y18I

  61. jazprof Sep 19, 2007 3:07 p.m. Comment: 61

    struth, kat-beard, we’ve sworn the blood oath…

    toss the charts, throw the sextant o’erboard

    We be steerin’ by synkraaaaaarghnicty me lads n lasses

  62. shamballa Sep 19, 2007 3:11 p.m. Comment: 62

    Lord Frith, I know you’ve looked after us well, and it’s wrong to ask even more of you. But my people are in terrible danger, and so I would like to make a bargain with you. My life in return for theirs

  63. shamballa Sep 19, 2007 3:13 p.m. Comment: 63

    sniff

    Love this stuff…

  64. jazprof Sep 19, 2007 3:14 p.m. Comment: 64

    Bosun, piping aboard the navigator….welcome aboard Prof!

  65. shamballa Sep 19, 2007 3:15 p.m. Comment: 65

    The movie did some justice to the book in this case. thanks for listening to my dribble. :)

  66. TheThinker Sep 19, 2007 3:17 p.m. Comment: 66

    Greetings all! Long time no post! Ive been on vacation, but now im back! :-)

    Have I missed anything good?

  67. shamballa Sep 19, 2007 3:17 p.m. Comment: 67

    High fives TheThinker

  68. jazprof Sep 19, 2007 3:19 p.m. Comment: 68

    awww sham-a-lamb, buck up me hearty, we won’t let those swabs o’errun the warren, or my name isn’t Long Jaz Silver

  69. shamballa Sep 19, 2007 3:20 p.m. Comment: 69

    Lots of good mixed with bad my friend. Hope your vacation was a good one.

  70. jazprof Sep 19, 2007 3:22 p.m. Comment: 70

    Welcome aboard TT!

  71. Agent_XXX Sep 19, 2007 3:22 p.m. Comment: 71

    I will have arrrgh swashbucklerrr in me boat, who be not afrrraid o’ a Prrrof, and a bottle of rum!

  72. shamballa Sep 19, 2007 3:24 p.m. Comment: 72

    grins at jaz with a dagger in between the teeth

    Aye

  73. jazprof Sep 19, 2007 3:28 p.m. Comment: 73

    Kat-beard! It’s the purrrrrrrfect pirrrrrrratical voice, ye have me darrrrrrrlin’

  74. ProfOzone Sep 19, 2007 3:30 p.m. Comment: 74

    My gratitude, good captain of the HellKats, and I must say your vessel is as fine as its reputation. I beg your pardon for not imbibing, but I must keep sober in order to properly conduct the Queen’s business, if you get my meaning.

  75. jazprof Sep 19, 2007 3:31 p.m. Comment: 75

    Agent, I be afeeerd o not one thing on the high seas or off—tis the salt-water that’s runnin in me veins not the dry dust of some yellow-backed lubber!

  76. jazprof Sep 19, 2007 3:34 p.m. Comment: 76

    ye’re right darlin’ ye’re right—it’s kat’o’nine tails ye are ta be sure

  77. shamballa Sep 19, 2007 3:40 p.m. Comment: 77

    Tis a good thing me started this thread.

    Me thinks I’ll nap for a bit.

    *strategically places the parrot so it won’t sht on him during a nap

  78. jazprof Sep 19, 2007 3:45 p.m. Comment: 78

    Arrrrrgh…I’d rather suffer a touch o the kat then get slung to the poop deck; Shama-rum-lama, watch where yer placin that bird mate…jaz decides to risk the sharks and takes a dip in the briny

  79. Agent_XXX Sep 19, 2007 3:51 p.m. Comment: 79

    All rrrootbottle o’ rrrum haterrrs be hoblin’ th’ plank! The Dharrrma sharrr kie be cirrrclin’, and a bottle of rum!, and a bottle of rum!, and a bottle of rum!

  80. shamballa Sep 19, 2007 3:51 p.m. Comment: 80

    This guy kicks butt!

    Santana, Marathon, “All I ever Wanted”

    Sign him up.

  81. ProfOzone Sep 19, 2007 3:52 p.m. Comment: 81

    http://youtube.com/watch?v=zJM4EBuL82o

  82. jazprof Sep 19, 2007 3:55 p.m. Comment: 82

    I be thinkin’ it be the 16 men on his chest that killed the poor swab…hmmm the Dharrrrrma sharrrrrkie has a taste for the rrrrooootbottle…

  83. shamballa Sep 19, 2007 3:55 p.m. Comment: 83

    http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=R5L_XDODeIA

  84. Agent_XXX Sep 19, 2007 3:57 p.m. Comment: 84

    Thrrrow Silver a dismal exist’nce rrraft!

    I warrrn ye sharrr kie … from hell’s heart I stab at thee; for hate’s sake I spit my last breath at thee.

    STAY AWAY FROM ME MATE jazsilver!

  85. shamballa Sep 19, 2007 3:58 p.m. Comment: 85

    Check it out on rhapsody “Santana’s Greatist Hits”.

  86. shamballa Sep 19, 2007 4:01 p.m. Comment: 86

    Easy now agent… There be no white whale here

  87. jazprof Sep 19, 2007 4:04 p.m. Comment: 87

    http://youtube.com/watch?v=ojydNb3Lrrs&mode=related&search=

  88. shamballa Sep 19, 2007 4:06 p.m. Comment: 88

    love the bongos…

    dolphins reminds me of the Big Blue http://www.imdb.com/title/tt0095250/

  89. jazprof Sep 19, 2007 4:07 p.m. Comment: 89

    thankie agent, me lass, you’re a dab hand with a harpoon to be sure. I be takin a break…poops out on the poop deck

  90. Agent_XXX Sep 19, 2007 4:08 p.m. Comment: 90

    dance monkeys dance!

  91. Agent_XXX Sep 19, 2007 4:10 p.m. Comment: 91

    http://youtube.com/watch?v=v4Wy7gRGgeA

  92. shamballa Sep 19, 2007 4:10 p.m. Comment: 92

    You have to change your evil ways Agent… :P

  93. shamballa Sep 19, 2007 4:14 p.m. Comment: 93

    http://youtube.com/watch?v=hp96YjJOr6w

  94. Agent_XXX Sep 19, 2007 4:19 p.m. Comment: 94

    OOOoooo but I cannot Shambtana… Voodoo kills pirrrate monkeys!!!

    The grrreat and mighty Captain LeChuc kie has been thwarrrt’d fourrr times thrrrough th’ use o’ voodoo; th’ firrrst time he be destrrroy’d by rrroot bottle o’ rrrum brrrew’d wit’ a voodoo-destrrroyin’ rrroot, second by a voodoo doll, thirrrd by a voodoo-infus’d cannonball, and th’ fourrrth time by a voodoo talisswashbucklerrr known as th’ Ultimate Insult, and a bottle of rum!

  95. shamballa Sep 19, 2007 4:23 p.m. Comment: 95

    sham does a swan dive off the bow of the ship and says…

    Good luck Agent, ye be in charge now.

  96. Paintgirl18 Sep 19, 2007 4:26 p.m. Comment: 96

    http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=uCAtTERGjeI

  97. Agent_XXX Sep 19, 2007 4:27 p.m. Comment: 97

    Grub, ho!” - Command is up for grabs!

    I’m not surrre if I’ll be bac kie tonight.

  98. Paintgirl18 Sep 19, 2007 5:21 p.m. Comment: 98

    Well….

    Here’s another one… :)

    http://www.metacafe.com/watch/828705/flash_forwardfredimpersonationparttwo/

    It may not be up just yet. I think it has to be approved or something, but I wanted to go ahead and post the link.

  99. Paintgirl18 Sep 19, 2007 5:26 p.m. Comment: 99

    Jim and Pam fans?….

    http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=2yAQ68SOYq4

  100. ProfOzone Sep 19, 2007 6:20 p.m. Comment: 100

    PGhahahahahahahaha!

    Way to chicken out on the song at the end. ;-)

  101. Paintgirl18 Sep 19, 2007 9:46 p.m. Comment: 101

    MY CAMERA BROKE! I promise!

    Seriously, I was planning on doing ALL of it! I admit I was a little hesitant about the Charlie tribute…but I was going to do it anyway!! And I almost made it to the end and then my camera screen went black all of the sudden! I found out that my camcorder has been recalled for that exact reason…so I might be getting a new camera now.

    When I am able to…. I will add it in! OK!!

  102. Paintgirl18 Sep 19, 2007 10:17 p.m. Comment: 102

    And another thing…Do NOT call me a Chicken!!

    I’m brave, remember?….

    :)

  103. aliceslookingglass Sep 19, 2007 11:24 p.m. Comment: 103

    As usual, I’m late to the party! Darn! On the west coast it’s only 9:00 PM, but everywhere else in the lost world, it has to be at least Midnight!

    I just wanted to say, It’s a credit to the posters on this site that even though season 3 ended more than 4 months ago, that we still have new, interesting and sometimes funny theories and ideas to discuss. Kudos to everyone! But I’m worried about the next 4 months! Help!

    Last, but not least, cheers to the new LT Holiday - Valentine’s Day,- the day we LT posters sacrifice our pillows to satin! (Thanks to Prof and PG for our new holiday!)

  104. aliceslookingglass Sep 19, 2007 11:37 p.m. Comment: 104

    We bow to the lord of fabric!

  105. Paintgirl18 Sep 20, 2007 12:38 a.m. Comment: 105

    Hey Alice: I’ll let Prof take full credit for the new Satin craze… You see, I’m not into satin! And besides, I just can’t bring myself to sacrificing tiny pillows, much less satin ones….ugh!…Just the thought gives me chills!!…. So, although I may be his partner in crime, I had to put my foot down and told him I would not be a part of this random nonsense! And he took it quite well. But hey, if you want to be satin freak, more power to ya, knock yourself out!

    ;-D

  106. Paintgirl18 Sep 20, 2007 12:48 a.m. Comment: 106

    Satin doll…

    http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=SDDCzb3dv_Y

  107. Agent_XXX Sep 20, 2007 9:11 a.m. Comment: 107

    Alice, don’t be thrown by her public denial…. PG is clearly a spy for the Satin agenda and is spreading the eeeviil propaganda…

  108. dabiatchishere Sep 20, 2007 9:46 a.m. Comment: 108

    Aye, maties! Well, this is one boat party, I am glad I missed! But it does bring up something for me!

    Arggghhh, Have ye ever been to sea, Billy!

    And, with that, It’s time for me to jump ship!

  109. ProfOzone Sep 20, 2007 12:07 p.m. Comment: 109

    Welcome to the Cult, Alice! PG’s just being modest.

  110. mrssawyer Sep 20, 2007 1:18 p.m. Comment: 110

    Evening pirates! Mrs has got a squint from too much arrrrrrrrring so kindly begs leave to come aboard in civilian clothing…

  111. Paintgirl18 Sep 20, 2007 1:53 p.m. Comment: 111

    No! It’s not that I’m being modest….although, you’re right, I’d never brag about something like that!

    Anyway….I’m not in this cult, I tell you, I’m Not! Not! Not!