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a salute to trolls. May their breath always be as bad as their theories. salud.

lets flag and move along, my six sided friend

Yes! “To Trolls! May they keep their theories under their bridges, and their hands ot of their pants!”

great toast bro. you think that one handed typing would slow them down, but not yet.

lol!

Troll sat alone on his seat of stone, And munched and mumbled a bare old bone; For many a year he had gnawed it near, For meat was hard to come by. Done by! Gum by! In a cave in the hills he dwelt alone, And meat was hard to come by.

Up came Tom with his big boots on. Said he to Troll: ‘Pray, what is yon? For it looks like the shin o’ my nuncle Tim. As should be a-lyin’ in the graveyard. Caveyard! Paveyard! This many a year has Tim been gone, And I thought he were lyin’ in the graveyard.’

‘My lad,’ said Troll, ‘this bone I stole. But what be bones that lie in a hole? Thy nuncle was dead as a lump o’ lead, Afore I found his shinbone. Tinbone! Skinbone! He can spare a share for a poor old troll, For he don’t need his shinbone.’

Said Tom: ‘I don’t see why the likes o’ thee Without axin’ leave should go makin’ free With the shank or the shin o’ my father’s kin; So hand the old bone over! Rover! Trover! Though dead he be, it belongs to he; So hand the old bone over!’

‘For a couple o’ pins,’ says Troll, and grins, ‘I’ll eat thee too, and gnaw thy shins. A bit o’ fresh meat will go down sweet! I’ll try my teeth on thee now. Hee now! See now! I’m tired o’ gnawing old bones and skins; I’ve a mind to dine on thee now.’

But just as he thought his dinner was caught, He found his hands had hold of naught. Before he could mind, Tom slipped behind And gave him the boot to larn him. Warn him! Darn him! A bump o’ the boot on the seat, Tom thought, Would be the way to larn him.

But harder than stone is the flesh and bone Of a troll that sits in the hills alone. As well set your boot to the mountain’s root, For the seat of a troll don’t feel it. Peel it! Heal it! Old Troll laughed, when he heard Tom groan, And he knew his toes could feel it.

Tom’s leg is game, since home he came, And his bootless foot is lasting lame; But Troll don’t care, and he’s still there With the bone he boned from its owner. Doner! Boner! Troll’s old seat is still the same, And the bone he boned from its owner!

-- J. R. R. Tolkien

I’ve been saving this link for CF

To Locke, Sawyer, and Jack

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=OuBjl1V8gWU

ps I love the band

Guys, I’m skipping this CF. Bit busy. Oh, and I don’t like troll’s smell.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=T2Wc4-GmuPk

If only all trolls were like that one ;-)

have one for the road dococ.

Ah Occam! We are but fake Trolls on this rhaft! We look haggard but smell sweet. Hex puts up a sign that says: NO REAL TROLLS allowed. Shot-guns a beer

Thanks for that Sham!

trolls suck, but they still vote

There you go: Cute space Trolls inna space rahft ;-)

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=TNlbwO8WZSY

True, true…. I have this horrible feeling that one day one of them is going to go mad and -1 every solid theroy that he can find! I try me best not to piss them off too much, but sometimes….it’s just so…easy! I site CoDeLost as precedent.

LOL!

We need a troll code guys.!!

Nice video Leko…good song for Sawyer

hex, there are too many to name, and they’re all in the same “gang” so we’d be wise to just let them be. Of course, so many of them have multiple log ins, so their numbers are much smaller than it appears. And it’s way more fun to call the losers out.

I know…they do seem to know each other…maybe there is just one! A lame-ass master “Troll behind the curtain” that has 20 different handles!

I’ve posted it before…but I love this one! Zep and Tolkien were made for each other… ; )

http://youtube.com/watch?v=bLkOE4XDBis

Maybe lame ass-master would be more appropriate

Guys, some of them are carrying their trollishness far over the line. Some —I’m thinking about one in particular— needs to be sorted out by Jeff. They are not just stupid people posting stupid “theories” trying to bother us. Some of them are starting to be “evil-wannabes”. But of course, you need to have a brain to be evil…

Ok, ok, this is supposed to be a party…

dococ, don’t let them get to you everyone knows who and what they are. We ought to just ignore them, but I just can’t resist commenting.

passes a cold beer to Occ and a Martini to Lockeko… pulls out 3 cuban cigars

they’re legal here, you know…

nice. you know trolls should take up the finer things in life, well when they get old enough to purchase them.

Ha! You know they have fake ID’s that they use to buy cheap 7-11 cigarellos and Old English.

I said finer things, not Boone’s Hill and GPC cigs

you know one of them will create a log in here with the username McLovan. I’m surprised it hasn’t happened yet

Ya…I thought about that too! Now it’ll happen for sure!

WTF, hey girl, sorry I missed your initial comment. yeah we need a troll code one word someone could type to signal all other regulars to flag as trollish, any suggestions. How about “goat” still open to other suggestions though

How about the obviously sarcastic phrase, “Awesome theory, budee!” or something to that effect.

Just to turn it up a bit….

http://youtube.com/watch?v=XnamP4-M9ko

Just for the layperson……………..F&%#K Trolls!! I hate them, they dwell within the underrealm, and all the while they writhe, and strew upon those loyal few a psalm that consists of unworldly praise to the one we refer to as the moniker, the only one who knows the true identity of ones self….biiaattcchh!!!!!!!!

amen and well said.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=sZ6nuHNej38

Oh, well, that wasn’t even funny… hates not having time to partay

This one’s better. Not so party stuff, but hey ho…

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=LT8HWTlN7t0

I love bittersweet…

More trolls. http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Y5MJC2toKeU

Occam…you’re freaking me out, man! Your last two posts…. the names “Tommy” and “Ballard” have very significant meaning for me. Really trippy, dude.

You know, 6sided… I had this weird dream about a Beechcraft… and someone said “Ballard falls up the stairs, Ballard falls down the stairs”

I know. Creepy. ;-)

And still more trolls. http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=WdBth68lWMM

Although they seem more like “old trolls” to me… X·D

That was hillarious Occam…kinda like Jethro Thull meets Dave Mathews

Hey!!! I thought it was me who was going to skip this CF!

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=xACgZnt1wBo

; )

MAN they put on a good show!…

So… it’s just you and me, 6sided?

There’s such thing as too much beer for two guys, isn’t there?

Not on this rahft!

Of course, it is 3:55 am where I am so I’ll only be around for another three hours - then I’ll have to pass the oars onto someone else - you volunteering, Occam?

Do you think the Others abducted everybody else? Or maybe the Trolls?

Ehrm… I think I’ll have to pass, mate. I’m zooming out of here in a couple of hours. I don’t even know if I’m coming back later at night… say in 10-12 hours.

Well…here’s one of the greatest rock songs ever written to see you on your way then!

http://youtube.com/watch?v=irp8CNj9qBI

Easy come, easy go… are we still talking about Trolls, here? X·D

Oh, and I was quite surprised —gladly surprised, at that— whey you posted Sam’s poem about Trolls… Isn’t the Old Proffessor great, man?

So great!

Here’s another classic.. gotta love how ahem … “hot”.. Roger Taylor manages to look as a British schoolgirl (is say this in total hetero-appreciation of the asthetic…)

http://youtube.com/watch?v=EVYgRPfC9nQ

You don’t like Queen at all, right 6sided? ;-)

LOL! Hey, I’m a sucker for music that rocks!

TGICF!

Did I miss anything?

How does my hair look?

I want to look good for the trolls. :)

Hey sham! you made it! flings beer

p.s. - even though you won’t find too many fans of the NFL up here, (we’re a hockey town) my sister is a HUGE Colts fan (her boyfriend is from Oklahoma and turned us on to American football).

Is this a party? Let’s party!!

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=IUfluy7qbni

CRACK! GLUG

Sweet! She picked the right team Hex. We just thumped the Saints last Thursday 41 to 10.

Is beating the Saints a challenge? ; )

These days it is. :) They made is deep into the playoffs last year.

Morning kat and Oc.

Dig this, 6sided. Short, but to the point ;-) http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=C51w_73seRY

Or this. Even better: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=8EFBsT-92EU

Dude, do I love that movie!

Hey shammers. Now you know who won the race, huh? :P

‘Sup, kat?

Can you believe I have never seen all of Slap Shot?

Looks like you beat me Oc. Those T3s can be tricky. ;)

Maybe next time, shamdroid. Anyway, I was starting to be worried ‘cause I’ve gotta go soon… and just now, it’s like I own the place! 10 links from me, 4 from 6sided and only one from doclock.

People is not in the mood for par-tay, today?

Ok, this is it. Sort of “Youtube Orientation” video. Station 0: The Troll :-)

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4_ZgSbmmXKE

I can’t speak for the others, but I just woke up.

Oh I do have some minutes. Just not a lot of them. ;-)

sorry dudes had to catch some sleep.

lets party

to the trolls, May your stuff itch with the burining of a thousand fires.

mornin’ freckles.

Ok, so you are tired and/or sleepy… hm… let’s take a look at that. Smooth trolls music here: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=uTesk0DPcgY

More like it?

Hey ya’ll…we can ease into it…no rush.. the rahft meanders slowly and peacefully down the river….big…sighhhhh

Kat, you cut up all the fruit into small pieces and put it in a cooler. Then you add a bunch of orange juice and pineapple juice. Then you add a bunch of rum or PGA. All the alcohol goes to the fruit, so don’t eat too much. The punch tastes great. We call it jungle juice in my neck of the woods

mmmmmmmm….

that sounds awesome lockeko….

To the trolls… Mornin’ LE

That’s a good blend…. ; )

Some drifting music for us rahft folk…

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=5xfWBM6wS1U

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=aPxW2A8qXGk

Funny video….Good morning all:)

I love it shammer…most marvelous meandering morning music…

shamdroid grabs a glass of LE jungle juice, streches out on a recliner near the front of the rahft and welcomes the new day.

Mornin’ nickee. Pull up lounge chair and have some JJ.

BEP, Nickee!!! And they had to change that song’s title…

shamtech, shamrock, shamtasm. shamtastic, shambot…

sham, sham, sham, sham to the tune of Monty Python’s SPAM.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=gDfKCzMuLMc

Your health, Nickee. Get a drink, it’s on me.

Morning all—I’m borrowing a computer in somone’s office for a sec :-) Gotta go teach the end of Beowulf this morn… But here’s a vid for kat and the rest of us worker bees about magic concoctions. (Hope sound is ok—can’t listen here)

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3LdwGUXoXyA

Heya, jazzcat.

Oh, and sound is just great.

Mornin’ jaz.

jazzcat, this is all for you: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=YAID_yuFOSY

Ok, guys, I’m jumping out of the rahft. This is a bit of chill-out —no trolls related, this time. Have fun.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=1_g-gTcohSQ

That took me back Oc. Here ya go…

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=jmg_5kW7qec&mode=related&search=

waves to Occam Laters

I’m getting this fantasy vibe today with all the talk of trolls, rivers and bridges, and Disney vids…

Must be the jungle juice kickin’ in. Soon I’ll be seeing pink elephants.

I’ll take some JJ, I love that stuff….

Gotta love BEP! Fergalicious….I’m not even a lesbian, but I would be for a couple of minutes with her!

Just kidding folks! I don’t want to start a lesbian war:)The crapper scene in that video is hilarious! That’s why I picked that one over Let’s get it started.

Mornin’ Kat:)

I think that’s Jazz showing off some kick a$$ karate moves…oh wait! that’s just Jim Carey…

oh? That’s veeery intriguing:)

Such as???

I wouldn’t say bad things happen, as I remember they were pretty good things. eats a cup of fruit from the JJ cooler

lockeko drinks a cup of juice only, hands Kat and Nickee a cup each of fruit only. Now now girls, see, you can’t even taste the alcohol, enjoy

hehe….

chilly this morning….fall is coming:(

Nickee hops on Shams pink elephant for a ride in the chilly morning air

Kat the weather here is beautiful High today in the low 70’s with sunshine. I love this time of year.

Oops, that didn’t sound good did it…

hands kat another cup of fruit can’t wait for the night time sun bathing

I’m sorry Kat, It must suck for the weather to still be in the 90’s.

hands Kat and Nickee more fruit

Keep the fruit coming, lots of watermelon please….

Kat, I wish it was in the 90’s here!

Kat, I heard that! Anyway, you are manning the ‘Pearl” today!

Locko: I admired you for your ability to speak your truth to the troll, who incited you! So, this song is for you! And, I encourage everyone to give it a listen!

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=T_bjUdVda5w

I will leave you with the words my youngest nephew speaks to me, whenever he goes out the door!

“Shine on, You Crazy Diamond”

That video was fab-u-lous Occam!

thanks ladies. I’ve dealt with way too much to let that a-hole get to me. But I have to admit I did enjoy giving the bastard what he deserved.

passes cups of fruit to Nickee, Kat and Dab

Dab, Your nephew must be a gem

Which one, Nickee?

Kat,

Works sucks…..did you get that memo? Yeeeeah riiiight…mmm hmm, that would be greeeat.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Svu2fHqRW4M&mode=related&search=

Pump it

Wait, this ones better.

Some bad language, but funny…

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=TlAfGxYkQ-c&mode=related&search=

Yeah… shame it’s not the whole thing.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=HecoGJ2Auuw&mode=related&search=

Guys, guys, guys… what’s with you and the work? I mean, just look at these kids! They know they will love their jobs!

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=eaoIsPZAgck

And now, I’m turning off for real. Dunno if I’m making if back here today. Cheer up, buddies!

See ya bud.

dococ have a good one

hands more fruit to Kat and Nickee

This is one laid back CF Leko.

shamjam leans over and grabs another juicy piece of alcohol laden fruit

shamjam adjusts the dial on the Dharma transistor radio

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=2AzEY6ZqkuE

the pineapple soaked in rum is my personal fav.

hands kat more fruit

mmmph… Damn good…

Lovin’ this JJ brotha Leko…

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=HMjzBgMnLFk

ahhhhh

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=XSsfbzLc5uE

wonders where the rest of the crew is

Hello, my friends! :)

cranks it up

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Ymrs8-QWh1E

Hi PG, kick off your shoes and grab some fruit.

Hey guys, I won’t be around much myself next few days, at least not to post anyway. Hope you are all well. Miss you!

Flings entire bar load of glassware in one go…

Come here hon, I’ll bandage your wounds for you.

We’ll miss ya mrs!

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=psODp6WemK4

grabs some more pineapple and adjusts to the sun’s rays

Not great Kat but don’t want bum everyone out so I’ll keep schtum for now. Hope you are well. Sorry about the glass and all xx

Hope everything turns out ok mrs. :[

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=UhpOfezn2h0

peeks

mrs: There will be a hole with your shape in this site, while you’re away. Come back soon and fill it up!

shamdroid: Pretty good choice of music, today.

Rest of the crew: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=XgYEO73u5os

Thanks brotha Oc. Just driftin’ along on the rahft today…

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=xewhcc0eeok

I’m jumping on and off the rahft, today. Little Occammette is sooooo demanding… ;-)

dococ, where you don juan demarco in a former life?

shammers: Your last link says video not available… did you just uploaded it?

Erhm… nope? Little Occammette is 4 years old, doclock. And, as most of kids her age, she’s demanding. She wants her dad away from the computer, right now! ;-)

HI everybody

hii dr nin

let me jump in the rafht

i dont know how to swim so i`m gonna be below deck ok

mrs get well

Or were you asking for another reasons?

doc I was referring to your comment to Mrs, it was classic

That was my second guess, doclock. ;-) Nino, don’t tell me you will be a champion swimmer next season from now X·D

Now that I think of it… you mean my lines are old-stile, brutha lockeko? Damn, I’ve been off-market for too long, I guess… X·D

style, even

It was Enya “Sail Away” and I just got that too doc… maybe for the best huh? :)

Some Gabriel? For the mrs…

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=QXyX45A0Alk

i dont think so occam

lockeko how are you

no your lines rock doc, I think they would work, try them out,

sham my main man whats up

And another for her…

One of the best songs ever written.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=s5W2Vr6HU7s

El Nino, welcome my warm watered friend

‘Sup dood?

LOL

thats sound funny but what is it mean

please correct me if i misspell something

hey guys, look, I’m as smart as the Trolls, I got me a new log in. Guess who I’m gonna save it for.

heh ;)

hi mc

let me guess new jersey?

shammers: You posted a link to “Sail away?” I was thinking of that, then decided against… you think Ben’s box made the video vanish?

I’m “Lovan” it.

spins another youtube tune

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ZiG5W6hhgaY

Did I say something wrong, kat?

hello kat

LOL

Sham, don’t you love my new name

Aye Occam, I think it is like “bad form” mate. The cheese factor is too high.

It borders on elevator music. maybe the the music gods saved me from that faux pas.

As far as Ben goes, maybe if he had a little hot “box” he’d chill out some. ;)

Aye, that I do laddy.

no this is not NJ, my warm watered friend.

Ok, gotta go. Little Occammette wants me to take her to the park. See ya, guys!

got to roll to, who will I come back as, no one will ever know

spinning one for Des (Henrey Cusik) and myself

Scottland the brave!

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=TvAiwPYP_lw

Bye doc. Enjoy the paHk.

wonders if females being demanding is genetic

Who was that masked man? :)

Thank you Shambles. You bring comfort in dark times.

DocOc the Occamette has the right idea. Spend time in parks. Be happy.

mrs how are you?

Hey Nino I’m okay. Just had some bad luck is all. How you doing?

(Not said in a Joey Tribiani way I promise!)

Anytime mrs. You are a class act in my book. :)

We all have our “dark days”. It’s how we get through them that defines us as a person.

ok everybody

group hug mrssawyer is havin some bad luck

Thinking something is missing…looks around for the Stipster and TT

Sporting his new black leather coat and matching eyepatch, Stip saunters into the room…looks around for Shamballa

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=KaT8HEgLZfE

Mrs swoons

Stip. I feel almost better.

jaz, sleepz, Occam (he’s excused he has a pass), solarchap, jedi…

LMAO!

Kramer rocks.

dont forget dab

Shamballa (a.k.a. Shangri la) is a myth. So technically, I don’t exist.

In other words, I am rubber and you are glue…

Shazam! Hit me brutha!

With a beer I meant…that was my only good one….

Stip’s eyebrows start to twitch…

…he spots MrsS on other side of dance floor…alone…

he winks…

MrsS winks back…

Stip struts in her direction…

trips over barstool…

picks himself up…

looking around to see who else is laughing, he dusts himself off…

rips off his eyepatch (it was itchy anyway)…

…holds out an elbow…

…escorts MrsS to the dance floor…

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=yEvesEeFsTc

crap! umm… dab, shell, and anyone else

That should do it. :)

don’t forget Alice, Nickee and WTF (she’s about to wake up, lets set her alarm a little early today ;-))

Stip! Hubba hubba!

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=hKHER9JvkSQ

Ok honeys, I’m really off this time. Might catch you in a couple of hours. You do have a knack for cheering a girl up! May the force be with you.

@ Kat big kiss to you luv. And to everyone else may you live in interesting times!

Prof drinks a root beer toast to his dear friend the missus.

Prof can’t bring himself to drink a toast to trolls.

Dang… someone said the word “lesbian* and Agent didn’t storm in? She must be dead to the world.

Prof drinks a toast to Agent.

OMG~mclovin!!!

Whoever it is~You’re killin’ me, I love it! I think i know who it is….but I don’t want to tell.

I love it.

ghack!

I forgot Annie!

reaches down and pulls her up and on the rahft…

gives her a HUGE hug

This is the woman that said, “No one treats shamballa that way!”

Prof drinks to Annie.

Hey, sham… nice ChemoBoy outfit. You look like a regular superhero ‘n stuff. What are your powers?

Prof drinks a toast to sham proving that trolls are intellectual light-weights…

Prof drinks a toast to Nickee, glad she came back after being gone for a bit.

Prof drinks a toast to HappyAtheist… wherever she is.

Prof drinks a toast to kat, his partner in crime.

Prof drinks a toast to jaz, who’s in a class by herself (sometimes even after her students show up… kids these days…).

Well prof, I used to be able to projectile vomit up to 20 feet. :)

Awesome Prof, Thanks:)

damm sham no need to share that

LOL

Here’s the kicker. NJ didn’t know it, but I signed alot of my emails at the time as “chemo boy”.

Heh… sham, you’re awesome.

When you can make fun of yourself, then you’ve made it.

Stip tosses cape and margarita grenade belt pack to Shazam

“Dude, now you’re a REAL superhero!”

“YES, CAPES!”

Stip jumps up onto bar and poors MacCutcheon along its entire length

“Kat, Nickee? Shall we?”

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=pm5CYiktttM

Cheers Prof, you rootbeer drinking bastage. :)

hex where`s the molson

Well, the thing is, I can’t get up and dance until I have a few root beers in me.

Because, you know… by then I really have to pee…

Dammit stip. Jaz and I have told you about capes. We just care about you bro.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=M68ndaZSKa8

No magic peeing on the bar dude - you’ll put out the fire. And i plan to get these cowboy boots smokin’ tonight!

Look, you just catch us when we fall off and throw us back - okay?

Well, the cape is yours now…throw it onto the bar and let it burn baby burn…

greetings! i think i need a rootbeer…

Kat’s on a bender again…

Dude, I don’t pee on things! Magic pee isn’t one of my powers, unfortunately.

In fact… I’m not sure I even have any powers. Maybe I’m just tech support for all you REAL superheroes.

Prof drinks a toast to tech support.

Prof hands a frosty one to PG.

Stip reaches down and grabs nino by the hair and yanks him up onto stage…

Stip tries to grab Shazam by his hair…not happenin…CRAP!

“Dude! Get your butt up here and be my wing man! I got middle, Nino you go left, Sham go right. We’ll triangulate ‘em. Hold still ya harpie”

Dang… the pattern is full.

Prof drinks a toast to full patterns.

its 12:28 pm here and i`m having fun joust readin you guys

nino goes below deck again

You can all be heroes like the Stipmeister.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=KVKDQgT_b-Y

Become a marrow donor and get your name on the list.

It saved my life. God bless my donor!

http://www.lls.org/hm_lls

LOL

ok where`s my flotation device

Agent surfaces from the deep - donning scuba gear. She spits out mouthpiece, rips of scuba mask and asks

Hey! Wait a minute…. I had lesbians on my radar, but somehow after a minute or two they were just gone. Where did they go???

Darn trolls must be messin with my radar…. hmphf

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=AGdSmNnz2ZA

Hello all—What’s the buzz, tell me what’s ahappenin…

Funny moment in class today—guess what many of the students thought Euthanasia referred to?

Prof drinks toast to sham’s donor.

God bless him. Or her.

Sorry Agent, all testosterone here babe.

More hero stuff…

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=WBfGfWSsG-w

Young people in the Far East….ba…dum…dum….ching….

I’ll join in that toast, clink.

A country in Asia?

Hey jazzie jaz.

i`m hungry let me fire up the grill

Got a dedication for Fred/a and his F/Other:

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=cizBRwETDwc

Prof….you must pee on something Dude otherwise you’d explode.

Hm… good point.

‘Twas a female Prof. We haven’t had contact yet. She was in her 20’s.

tips his glass and drinks the whole damn thing