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Mine was even worse - I came out as Danielle!

You are clearly out of your mind. You are lacking in kindness and you are not very courageous, but you have a seedy past and you are very secretive. But who can blame you?

Charmed, I’m sure!

I’m going to take it, but I am reminded of this thread:

http://www.lost-theories.com/theories/2007/aug/20/who-are-you-not-theory/

Looks like a Jackass too! :)

55% kindness, 60% courage, 42% seedy past, and 64% secretiveness

please insert “I’m”

Boone:

74% kindness, 52% courage, 28% seedy past, and 35% secretiveness!

Jack.

You scored 72% kindness, 54% courage, 21% seedy past, and 48% secretiveness…

Weird.

Uh-oh! I’m Kate!!

That’s not necessarily a good thing:)

Shamballa checks Nickee out, gives her a nod and says, “Hey there good lookin’” ;-)

Well, guess I’m the resident bad boy for the moment leading the way with a 42% for seedy past. Woo Hoo!

Kit kat isn’t far behind with her 39% but I predict Lockeko or TT will claim the title! :)

I had a 51% seedy past!

this is the second time I’ve taken one of these and come up Boone…and the other day on the muppet one I was Scooter…so for some reason I’m the sidekick character? (hmmm, must be a way to turn this to my advantage,,,yes, yes…better not to draw tooo much attention while one’s plans ahem develop…mwahahahahah—what? evil laugh? me?, nah, you must be hearing things, innocent whistling)

over 99% in four catergories? why is evryone jack?

You scored 62% kindness, 41% courage, 42% seedy past, and 66% secretiveness!

“We’re not savages, Kate. Not yet.”

You are Jack. You are compassionate, heroic, and a bit of a martyr. You are brave and a natural leader. However, you shouldn’t keep so much bottled up inside. You are so busy taking care of others that you have no time or energy to take care of yourself. Take a load off once in a while and play some golf with Hurley. You need to relax pretty soon or else you’ll be no good for anyone anymore - including yourself!

Your polar opposite is: Shannon. You are similar to: Boone and Sayid. My test tracked 4 variables How you compared to other people your age and gender:

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    You scored higher than 99% on kindness
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    You scored higher than 99% on courage
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    You scored higher than 99% on seedy past
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    You scored higher than 99% on secretiveness

It’s all about the sample size, frogo.

I was hoping I’d get Hurley. I guess I’m just too damned pure and courageous.

snicker

cough

chuckle

ahem… sorry…

tears welling up

bwahahahahahahahahahaha!

Sorry all (wiping tears away) I just couldn’t keep a straight face on that one…

Hey, how about this; I came out as Sun!!

Oooh nickee, you are a baaad girl. :)

By the way, Nickee… I love you even though I told you it didn’t matter what happened in your past but then a few days later I was begging you to tell me “what you done” and even though I pretended not to be checking you out that one time when you thought I was checking you out and even though I didn’t trust you enough to think you could handle yourself in dangerous situations and I didn’t have confidence enough in you to pick you to watch my back while I risked my life and even though I lied to you about putting the dynamite in your backpack in spite of the fact that you won the straw-draw fair and square and even though you got it on in a cage on camera with my island archenemy and I can’t believe you did that because it should have been obvious how much I loved you by how good I treated you.

well…Boone and I do have the same lovely lashes…bats eyes

OK all you Jacks—Back Off and let me die in peace, wouldya….cough…gurgle…it’s…it’s…alright…don’t blame yourselves….shan….splutter

Jack. Dammit…I was even trying to answer my questions in the Sawyer direction.

I feel your pain, Hex.

jaz… shut up and let me chop your leg off!

Annie… I guess this means kat thinks you’re hot.

Yeah Annie, and watch out for Agent_XXX as well.

Oh, and me and TT too. :D

drool…slobber…drool drool

Beat you Nickee - I’ve got 55% seedy past and 53% secretiveness. But I’m only 30% kind and 32% brave. I feel bad……….. ;-)

Why Sawyer and not Locke my six-sided friend (TM)?

evil grin kat’s way :)

Don’t get any ideas, Kat!!

Now if only I can get rid of Jin maybe I can get Sawyer’s attention…… Now where did I leave that bikini?

Does the mister know about this secretive and seedy past missus? Hmm, hmmm? Enquiring minds need to know. ;-)

And Kat I am 97% kind so maybe we would…. wait a minute You’re Hurley, naaaaaaaaaah

I’m saving myself for Sawyer or Jack. or maybe even Sayid….

A girl can dream

sham is pondering if we will see a cat fight between the ladies over Sawyer sometime in season 4

Prof/Jack, you are hilarious!

I’m only pretending to like sawyer more than you becuase he actually treats me as an equal instead of constantly trying to tell me what to do. Love ya Babe! Excuse me while I rally the ladies into an uprising of the island…we’ve been relying on the men too much!

Fortunately Sham, the mister is directly responsible for some of the seediness so its not that bad, lol.

Annie and Kat are at it now? I need to go and lie down……

Damn! I was shooting for Sayid, but couldn’t fool the polygraph so maybe I just don’t have what it takes because I came out Jack.

You guys CANNOT have my freakin’ leg—I don’t care how much you admire it’s well turned ankle…I’m leaving it to my ol’ buddy Locke in case he ever needs a spare…

katurley, don’t worry, I’m thinking of coming back as Dr. Alpert, just to maintain the look…and DON’T throw that…can’t you see I’m dying over here…I do not have time to play island ultimate frisbee, for kris’sake!

Sham: I was just over at the CF thread listening and watching some of the videos before I came here. They were pretty good.

Stip goes into CF closet and glances back and forth between Neo tunic and baby blue surgeon scrubs

hmmmm…decisions, decisions…

shamballa calmly sharpens his sword and looks at all the other Jack’s around the place…

There can be only one!

Stip: I was shooting for Kate and turned out to be Sun. But never fear I really do like Jack.

jaz: Katurley lol That is just too cute!!!! Would that make me Sunnie???

Annie, did you check out the vids PG created? Pretty cool huh?

Sham: Watch out…. Jack clones everywhere… Yahoo!!!!!!

Prof, Profack, Prophylactic… It’s a natural progression. :)

True, Katurley, I do.

Sham, not yet, but I will. You do know what this means, right????

for Sunnie:

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ui-PZtAfNbk

K, got to go…if you need me for anything, just ingest the green goop, take your shirt off, and sweat…

Oh, I missed that one. jazzieoone is sooooo cute too!!!!!

Please enlighten me Annie because either you like my taste in music, or did something friday that I now forget and may regret (damn seedy past!).

Sham, One of my favorite songs! Thank you!

Sham, I couldn’t listen to the music or see the video before! Remember….. New computer up and working :-)

Aw….it’s good to be Kate:) So many Jacks to choose from ! lol:)

Ahhhhhh! Yes!

Very cool Annie. Glad you can join in all the fun now and glad you liked it. :)

LOL! Nice Nickee.

Ize gotz ta goez tooz folkz.

I’ll be back…

Thanks Sham! I’m just getting used to the speed!

Waves madly to Katurley

Must also head out, I’ve spent most of the day so far getting this connected and trying to figure out how to use it. Then this was the first place I hit, of course…..

Be back later, Love, Sunnie

Stip slings margarita grenades to all his LT friends that have to scoot

“Here, sip it slowly my friends, they’ll tide you over till you return.”

Kate!!!!?????!!!!!???? Looks like I am going to have to change my username to Solarlass.

“No girl’s just like me.”

I guess it was the 75% seedy past, but who says its Past :-)

hey there Stip,

I mentioned to someone about your Jack being messed with thing & they asked if that could be tied in with him waking up surrounded by a bamboo thickett?

Margarita Grenades!! Wicked Mate!

Solarchap, you must be the ying to my yang:)

Solarchap: dude, or should I say Kate?

Stip ducks to avoid getting hit by flying elbow

Dude, I wrote a theory about that exact point. Stip hopes Solarchap wasn’t being sarcastic

Nickee, there’s a clever one-liner in there somewhere….

;-)

lol, I think I know the one you’re referring to…..:)

LOL!

Nickee I’d love to ying your yang ;-)

Stip I love your narratives, I see them as little snippets as of yet, some unwritten screenplay & you could be a screenwriter methinks.

No sarcasm from solar! sarcasm is the recourse of a buffoon!

I’ll refresh myself with that theory and pretend to my friend it was mine no doubt hehe

‘As Solar stole Stip’s idea to impress others with as his own, he suddenly realised that couldn’t put his words into italics because CTRL+I doesn’t seem to work for some reason (!) and would therefore lose the third-person perspective from the narrative point of view + thus also all gritty interpretation!! DAMN!!’

Nickee… I know… don’t don’t blame you for going after Sawyer. I was an ass.

Wait… Jack wouldn’t say that…

Nickee… well you can just… stay behind then! While I… go… rescue somebody!

Boy, I showed her.

To the other Jacks: Well of course we’re all Jacks… we spend our Friday nights posting YouTube videos on an online forum! Would a Sawyer or even a Locke type do that? I don’t think so.

But a Jack type would. There just isn’t much else for heroes to do… except wait for a plane crash or a car accident.

I’m Kate…

You scored 53% kindness, 41% courage, 60% seedy past, and 89% secretiveness!

89% secretiveness….odd

PG: 60% seedy past… odd.

“No girl’s just like me.” ….heh

yeah that’s odd too, isn’t it?

Ok… somebody else say something…

Mixing up the Kate to Jack ratio on this thread!

Paintgirl, Are you also a gemini like Kate? I am:)

Geminis…

no, I’m not a gemini.

Although my score said I was like Kate, I figured I would be more like Claire. I like her

“Your Score: Boone. You scored 74% kindness, 43% courage, 26% seedy past, and 43% secretiveness!”

Boone? No way!! Like, I’m dead? I knew it! See? I was sure I had to leave here!!

Listen to me, guys, no Locke here will talk me into finding no friggin’ plane, climbing no friggin’ tree, digging no friggin’ hatch, building no friggin’ trebuchet —what the heck is a trebuchet?— or getting near no friggin’ green goo that makes people see weird things…

(Any Shannons around?)

Occam! Dude! You’re back!

I kept your razor sharp…

OCCAM!!!

Stip tosses his bud a margarita grenade

Slowly dude, if you down it all at once, it has a nasty kickback. Enough to knock a Beechcraft off a cliff….

Kat, you don’t look anything like Des…that means you must be…B-

Stip sprints as fast as super-humanly possible away as daggers come screaming his way

Razor is yours now, Prof. Fred might find some use for it ;-)

Stip: I’d rather be knocked out in case any of the many Jackos around wants to chop my leg. So I’ll save it, just in case…

Guys: Sorry for the fuss, and thanks for your reaction. You’re all officially awesome.

Oh, and now I understand why should wtf be stalking me… she just wanted to chop my leg! XD

Cool.

Prof wields Occam’s Razor

Boone….if I dont get it all the first time,at least you know Im persistent enough to keep on chopping!

Hello all my fellow Jackasses,at least Im in good company : )

But what does it all mean???

Hey Occam!

74% kindness… that doesn’t surprise me! :)

Stip looks at self in mirror…sees Jackass…jumps out window

Nooooooooo-ooooooooooooooo!

It does surprise me, PG. I’m no teddy bear, if you get my meaning… :-) Thanks, anyway. Oh, and I’m your #1 fan for your starring role in “Being Fred Nietzsche”.

wtf: You get all the credits for getting me back —not that I’ve been so far away all this time, really, but hey ho. Hope you checked my profile once again, in the last few hours…

So glad you reconsidered, Occam. Im not a professional stalker…yet…but im learning : ) Its the Jack in me!

K, guys, it’s getting really late over here, so I’m afraid I’m gonna make an over-and-out for tonight. Anyone wanting to shout at me because of my being so stupid, feel free to contact me in willoccam at gmail dot com. I promise I’ll try to cope with it. Cheers, buddies.

Mrs is the crazy french chick…LOL

Gnight Occam : )

And Kat…dude….Hurley??

Hey, wtf! Occam let me keep his razor! Lookie!

He’s such a nice young man…

Take care of that Prof….we need that around here….a lot ; )

Kat, you are just too sexy….you had to say it didn’t you?

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Xs-bP94CzW8

Dude, the door was open so I barged right in…

LMAO

aw, thanks Occam!

Kat: lol!

Hi everyone,

I’m new here! (just wanted to say hello!)

Welcome, Ali!

Prof nods at wtf and puts razor in a very safe place.

Now y’all better steer way clear o’ m’stash…

Oops… sorry… that was a little of my Sawyer peeking out…

Jack would say…

“Locke, put the razor in the armory and make sure to give me the combination…”

I think you guys are funny

Hi Ali :)

Thank you Ali.

Us lunatics and ‘da band will be here all week.

Proceed to the bar. We’ve got Dharma popcorn, frosty root beer and MacCutcheon if you dare. Be careful, lot of flying objects come through here depending on the mood.

Mmmm…. root beer….

Nickee! How U doin’?

Stip slides up to the bar in between Kat and Nickee

Kat: “Stip, sorry about the head butt earlier, wanna dance?”

Nickee: “Hey! I was gonna ask him to dance! He hasn’t seen MY head butt yet!”

Stip: “Ladies! Relax. Us super-hero types can handle a 2on1. No problemo, just call me…..Rico….”

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=OaXp6ewtMoo

Ali: “Run! You’ve fallen in with deranged people. Run, fast, first raft outta here - be on it!”

Hey Prof! How are you?

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4mdj89qnm9c

I’m hip, PG… you?

Oh Rico, I can share:) and I loooove to dance!

hip? …you? hahaha! O K … :)

btw, WHAT in the WORLD was THAT?

You and your random nonsense… :)

lol Nickee! You’re in luck!

Rico there knows some “sweet dance moves”

What… all the Spanish?

Dude! The entire population of Spain is in my lilacs!

Prof faints.

Sure I’m hip. Um… aren’t I?

What random nonsense?

OOOH!! YESSS!!

……. “The Hippest”!!

taco

grande

=

random

nonsense

:)

“Donde esta…el islandio…mi scuzee…mi scuzee. Tu conosco…Hugo?

Si, Hugo es el mio friendo…donde esta los, las…erm… les muchachas…come se yamma…Nickeeeee y Katarina?

Sabbe?”

“taco grande” was a parody of “rico suave”

It also included all of the Spanish that I know.

Stip glares at PG

“Careful sweet cheeks. We won’t be having any of that random nonsense crap here tonight. We might have something just for you…”

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=bfu0xAkEVOQ&mode=related&search=

GASP!!!

Sweet cheeks?

… Sweet?

… Cheeks!?

Prof clears the room…

As Kat’s whip slams door shut, Stip’s jaw drops as his Dharma English to Spanish book hits the floor…running he dives out the window

LOL!!

I sure hope Stip is wearing his cape!….

you guys are funny:)

I’m Sayid, yes.

Oooh, Lockeko!

….Sayid!

NICE!! ;)

PG: Jazzie and Shamballa laid a guilt trip on me to ditch the cape. It was hard letting go. It was kind of like snif letting go of my blankie.

But Dharma engineers have equipped me with more potent equipment. . . Scaling the wall of the LT poster after hours club using his John Locke suction hiking boots, Stip peers over the window ledge into the bar

there, dancing on the bar, Coyote Ugly style are PG, Nickee and Kat

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=F_hBAcOsIQg

Reaching into his Kelvar backpack, Stip extracts his crossbow, containing 3 cowboy boot piercing darts loaded with tranquilizer serum compliments of Stip’s buddy the bald mongoose: John Locke

Taking careful aim, Stip locates the calves of all three ladies in his crosshairs and…

and then the ladies ignite the bar with MacCutcheon

Stips jaw hits the window ledge and his crossbow falls to the earth

he pulls himself thru the window and jumps on top of the bar and joins them

…this is gotta be the best website …in this timeline or any other…

STIP! I love it!

Occam,

I don’t know what you did or why you left (but it really doesn’t matter) because our past, before we came to this island, really doesn’t matter. It only matters who we are now!

Jack turns and walks away.

Anyway, just kidding, glad you’re back Occam. Good job WTF!

crap!

Stippo! Call me on the bat phone before you are planning a venture like that! You know I’m your wing man!

hold still ya harpie!

What!? Occam is back!?

BIG HURLEY HUG

I missed ya dude!

He says guilt trip but he has a flair for the dramatic…

We just care about Stippo, ya know?

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=M68ndaZSKa8

Kat!! that was awesome!

LMAO!

Insert Sonic fence.

Go check the sonic fence or something.

We all have to sleep sometimes… Night folks!

53% kindness, 54%courage, 76%seedy past, 71%secretiveness……Kate…. well then……………..

Well Crap on me I’ m DEAD……………………. From this point no one has anything to moan about.

You scored 76% kindness, 56% courage, 47% seedy past, and 66% secretiveness!

You are Charlie. More specifically, you’re Charlie after he kicked his heroin addiction. You’re a very kind person, but your seedy past could come back to haunt you, so be careful! At first you weren’t one of the bravest on the island, but now you are filled to the brim in courage! You’d do anything to protect and defend the ones you are close with. You are getting better with each day that goes by! Just make sure that you remain open and honest about things, especially if you ever feel like you may start up that drug habit again…

DocOc is back! That is the best news I have heard all day! Okay its only 9am but still, that’s pretty damn good news! Well done wtf, we’re proud of you girl.

@ Sleepz at least you aren’t Rousseau!

mrs….the way the day is looking on this board Im feeling like flying outta here myself : (

not very “Jack” of me …I know

Wtf that’s not good. You’re my sistah from anutha mistah!

Seriously though I know how you feel. I have been keeping a lower than usual profile until we get through this sticky patch. Hopefully things will return to normal soon. if not, I’m getting your email addy so we can natter about silly girly stuff free of concerns!

Yeah,mrs,Im sure it will pass .Id hate to leave this board….its so compelling…..The drama ,intrigue,comedy,romance….theres even the odd lost theory!

wtf: You’re just saying that so I have to stalk you, right? ;-)

lol….maybe just a little bit : )

OK… nobody here leaves before I do…

I have one hundred thirty-something theories.

I’ve seen more rough patches come and gone than any of you.

I produce videos where I pretend I’m a crash survivor, for cripes sakes.

I’ve gone insane!!!! If anybody deserves liberation from all this madness it’s me!!!!

But I’m staying.

And if I’m staying…

… you’re all staying.

Heh.

Heh heh.

Hahahahaha……

Bwahahahahahahahahahahaha!

Ok Prof : )says wtf,looking left and right for profs straitjacket

Yeah…thats right…we’re in this together….

Ok… Ok…

Breathing now…

In my happy place… haaaaapy place…

Prof: Catch-22 says you can’t leave.

DANG it…

Well, at least you’re not repulsIVE. So, you know… you’ve got THAT going for you.

sham takes a couple quick puffs on his inhaler

Ok, I took the test, but I’m not telling who I am…. HAHAHA … sigh Who am I kidding, PG has me beat on the secretiveness.

I’m Kate: 51% kindness, 47% courage, 57% seedy past, and 82% secretiveness

PG - You must be a spy… or WORSE … you’re me in an alternate universe. Wow… I’m sorry peach cheeks…

“No girl’s just like me.” Riiiiight…

Oooo Kate and Sun…

HOT

Eek gads, you’re right Kat… me sense of humor has taken me too far again. Sorry Paint Girl… I like to play … sorry if I offend.

walks right by the lilacs and finds a rock to hide under instead

Yeah, I’m very “Sesame Street” like that… I’m just a tad bit too weird, even for the muppets. grin

Thanks, don’t mind if I do…

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3G2f5zdWS6c

Hey agent: :) No offense taken whatsoever, You know I like to play too!

“Me?….A spy?”

PG says as she bats her long lashes

then PG smiles coyishly and says…

“Oh, I’ll never tell….”

Oooo…. methinks I like this lemonade Kitty… I am seeing pretty, pretty things.

blink

Hey… why’s the comment tally I see on your stats page say you’ve only got 3,098?

Now you know what happened with your #3099 and #3100 comments, kat…

Comments 3,099 and 3,100 transform into ninja throwing stars and lodge into Prof’s skull and throat respectively.

ow

All the arguing over # of comments wakes up Stip…

His eyelids fire open…he realizes he is on the floor behind the bar

shakes head to knock off three leather vests from his face

Looks down at cowboy boots… still smoldering whispy entrails of white smoke

He tries to get up, but somebody’s whip has him lashed to the floor

“What the hell?”

“shamballa!!!”

“Cut me loose! Brutha, where the hell was my wingman last night? I tried to call, but got some weird message about you and Kate and a trampoline - what’s up with that? Dude, you been holding out on me?”

WTF: What a fun test!

Having worked himself loose from the Bad Twin Kat’s whip, Stip steps in front of Sham and snatches surveillance tape from Kat and hurls it into the fireplace where it ignites into an flaming ball of orange, red and yellow

Stip walks away muttering something like “Who in their right mind would want to see a replay of me dancing on a bar wearing just my cape?”

So…who are you dab??

WTF: I respectfully decline, on the grounds it might incriminate me! LOL

Can’t give away the “Dab Mystique”

LOL….hmmm….interesting….. ; )

Honestly, WTF I never knew Vincent was in that category!!!

Nice pic Dab!

dab: LMAO…..the most mysterious character of all. (but loyal ! )

You scored 58% kindness, 50% courage, 50% seedy past, and 82% secretiveness!

“No girl’s just like me.”

You are Kate. You are caring, brave, stubborn, and persistent. You have a checkered past that haunts you. You have yet to tell anyone the truth about pretty much anything, which is certainly not healthy. If you think Jack will judge you harshly, go tell Sawyer or Sun. You’re a tough cookie, but everyone has feelings. Start being more honest with the others, and you’ll be right as rain.

Your polar opposite is: Walt You are similar to: Sawyer and Charlie.

Thanks WTF!!!! This was cool, I already knew I was Kate…not proud but its the truth….although i have never killed anyone….well im only 23 so i still got time! +1

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=m_ZNPiUF7HA

…very mysterious

……Indeed, she moves in mysterious ways!

I`m hurley. right on

I’m Boone. I’m not really sure what I think about that. I’m pretty sure that I wouldn’t climb a cliff and scamper into a plane even if Locke asked me really nicely.

I’m Kate. Screw that.

Your in the company of a highly respectable crowd of Kates on the board Bakunin……at least they seem respectable ; )

I’m Kate too… and it is about right. I scored higher than 99% of people on Seedy Past… HAHA!

Be proud JW ; )

1 Dannielle mrssawyer

1Sayid Lockeko

1Charlie Sleepz

6 Jacks ProfO ,Sham ,Stip, Hex, Alice, wtf

3 Boones Jaz, Occam, Iwish

2Hurleys Katrina , nino

7Kates PG, AgentXXX, JW, Bakunin, Lostintennessee,thali, nickee

Thanks all..hope you had fun with it : )

oops!!

1 Sun Annie (how could i forget ; )

Sorry if i missed anyone else.

I’m bloody Sun, and i’m a man! Cool anyway!

andmat08…that puts you in fine company! Time to get in touch with your feminine side,I guess ;-)

I came out as kate!…… i knew we were well matched all along :)

SUN

I’m Charlie

Is it wrong for a guy on this thread to come out as Kate?

I got 99% in everything

I’m most like Claire.

paper_lillies, I believe you are our first Claire! Thanks for taking the quizz :) I’m Jack so you are now my little sister.

wtf, wow! I didn’t know I was the first Claire, cool. Seems like I have a lot of older brothers named Jack here. :) oh yeah, my whole results:

You scored 74% kindness, 32% courage, 28% seedy past, and 43% secretiveness!

“Don’t talk to me about the baby. I’m sick of everyone telling me what to do.”

You are Claire. You are a very kind and caring person. You’re not the bravest on the island, but you will stand up for yourself when the need arises. Compared to the other survivors, you have a pretty clean past and you’re open and honest about most things. It’s a good thing, too - Turniphead needs you to be nurturing and caring in order for him to grow up and NOT become the antichrist. Luckily, Charlie seems more than happy to assist you.

Your polar opposite is: Sawyer. You are similar to: Charlie and Sun.

I’m a Bloody Rock GOD!!!!! Your Score: CharlieYou scored 74% kindness, 28% courage, 60% seedy past, and 56% secretiveness!

I’m a bloody rock god.

Im Hurley of course! Hurley rocks!