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In the interests of the party spirit I thought we could go back to a time before CF began when everything was warm and fuzzy, lol.

So come, bring your best cave man outfit and travel back with me to a time before time began (or something)…………

Key episodes

# Title Aired Central character Theories
3.22 Through The Looking Glass 5-23-2007 Jack 1252

Comments

  1. mrssawyer Sep 7, 2007 4:26 a.m. Comment: 1

    Its Friiiiiiiiiiiday

  2. Hexagon01 Sep 7, 2007 4:27 a.m. Comment: 2

    Ooohh… a prequel…the extended flashback! I like it. I’m feeling a little cro-magnon this morning anyway… ugh..

  3. mrssawyer Sep 7, 2007 4:27 a.m. Comment: 3

    Mrssawyer is full of the joys of spring today. Can you guess why? Prize for the correct answer……….

  4. Hexagon01 Sep 7, 2007 4:28 a.m. Comment: 4

    Hmmm…cocktails?

  5. Occam Sep 7, 2007 4:31 a.m. Comment: 5

    http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=tYBNoFcvcWI

  6. mrssawyer Sep 7, 2007 4:36 a.m. Comment: 6

    Heh heh DocOc just what we’re looking for!

    @ Hex I’m not a total drunk you know. It IS only 10.30 in the morning for me. So nope, not cocktails.

  7. Occam Sep 7, 2007 4:39 a.m. Comment: 7

    Take that as my last contribution to this community, mrs. Have much fun, guys.

    So long, and thanks for all the thoughts

  8. sleepz Sep 7, 2007 4:39 a.m. Comment: 8

    I’m here for the beer

  9. xiv Sep 7, 2007 4:40 a.m. Comment: 9

    what’s CF?

  10. Hexagon01 Sep 7, 2007 4:40 a.m. Comment: 10

    Hey Occ! Where ya goin’?

  11. sleepz Sep 7, 2007 4:40 a.m. Comment: 11

    someone pass me the popcorn I’m ready to roll

  12. mrssawyer Sep 7, 2007 4:41 a.m. Comment: 12

    DocOC what’s happened? We really don’t want to lose you. Please stay. If you want to talk to someone off the board let me know because I’d hate to see you leave because of some daft posts or something…….

  13. Hexagon01 Sep 7, 2007 4:41 a.m. Comment: 13

    Poppity-pop-pop! Ding!

  14. lostintennessee Sep 7, 2007 4:43 a.m. Comment: 14

    yeah…what is CF?

  15. satanicvortice Sep 7, 2007 4:43 a.m. Comment: 15

    what’s cf?

  16. xiv Sep 7, 2007 4:43 a.m. Comment: 16

    occam: you better stay here, because i always love your input on any theory, same as Hex’s.

  17. Hexagon01 Sep 7, 2007 4:45 a.m. Comment: 17

    Casual Friday! So relax, put up your feet, share some music or thoughs without fear of critisism!

  18. jazprof Sep 7, 2007 4:50 a.m. Comment: 18

    Occam, I’m unaware of what’s been happening apparently. I would be very sorry to see you go. So I can’t speak to the specifics, but I know in all relationships people have fights and misunderstandings. I hope you are still reading this and whatever the differences are could be worked out.

    Maybe if we all sat around and did some mutual grooming, eh? That’s always soothing.

  19. Hexagon01 Sep 7, 2007 4:52 a.m. Comment: 19

    Yeah, Occ! I hope my post didn’t offend you in some way (that would be ironic!) But seriously, you would really be missed, brother…

  20. sleepz Sep 7, 2007 4:56 a.m. Comment: 20

    jesus this party sucks, what we need is some holiday camp childrens dances to get us going, anyone know the moves to big fish little fish.

    http://uk.youtube.com/watch?v=9FRgmJB0H_A&mode=related&search=

  21. Hexagon01 Sep 7, 2007 5:01 a.m. Comment: 21

    head-butts sleepz and passes him a pint

  22. sleepz Sep 7, 2007 5:03 a.m. Comment: 22

    sleepz un effected by the feeble head but smiles and downs in one.

  23. Hexagon01 Sep 7, 2007 5:06 a.m. Comment: 23

    heh heh… Hex, wakes up on the lawn two hours later with jiffy-marker curses written all over his face

  24. sleepz Sep 7, 2007 5:10 a.m. Comment: 24

    LMAO Hex, Have another pint of mixed spirits

  25. sleepz Sep 7, 2007 5:12 a.m. Comment: 25

    Hey I might go on the J2o’s for a while these mixed spirits are making me fell kinda funny

  26. Hexagon01 Sep 7, 2007 5:14 a.m. Comment: 26

    Amen… hic

  27. sleepz Sep 7, 2007 5:14 a.m. Comment: 27

    Why is Occ leaving ????, Hex you havent been trying it on with him again have you. Seriously dood he will prosecute.

  28. Hexagon01 Sep 7, 2007 5:18 a.m. Comment: 28

    Dude, no clue…and don’t blame me! He just said his goodbyes, got into a cab and left. ; ) He was pretty hammered, though. You know those Spaniards get a little tetchy when they drink (just like us Greeks.) ; ) ooh…I’m gonna get it for that one!

  29. sleepz Sep 7, 2007 5:18 a.m. Comment: 29

    Court Of King Caractacus - come on guys all dance, and dont pretend you dont know how

    http://uk.youtube.com/watch?v=U-Lw1bDdwgs

  30. sleepz Sep 7, 2007 5:21 a.m. Comment: 30

    Hex ok ok i deserve another head butt for that, I’ll brace myself.

  31. Hexagon01 Sep 7, 2007 5:21 a.m. Comment: 31

    awesome

  32. tinoislost Sep 7, 2007 5:29 a.m. Comment: 32

    this post must be an example of that awesome british humor lol

  33. jacks_big_ball_sack Sep 7, 2007 5:36 a.m. Comment: 33

    What about when Hurley was drunk on the island and tried to shove a savaloy up Eko’s arris … he was not pleased. Thats just a friendly warning to everyone getting drunk here thinking its all fun and games. Well it might be, now but before you know it things will get out of hand just like Hurley found out

  34. sleepz Sep 7, 2007 5:36 a.m. Comment: 34

    tinoislost - Namaste to you my friend. Hex offer the guy a beer for lords sake

  35. Hexagon01 Sep 7, 2007 5:39 a.m. Comment: 35

    hands a beer to tino. takes the mic out of jbbs’ hands

  36. sleepz Sep 7, 2007 5:40 a.m. Comment: 36

    Jack, I missed the episode (phew) but i did catch the second part where Juliette and Kate got really pissed and had a weird conversation about experimentation before disappearing into Kates tent, weird episode actually because it appeared Juliette returned with a sporadic form of mustache

  37. jacks_big_ball_sack Sep 7, 2007 5:54 a.m. Comment: 37

    Thats the spirit sleepz. Everyone should take this opportunity to experiment themselves and come up with their own funny / out-of-the-ordinary episodes. Its Friday and it supposed to be a party so let your hair down and it’ll all be back to normal by monday … promise.

  38. jack_luvs_bernard Sep 7, 2007 5:55 a.m. Comment: 38

    i agree

  39. Stip Sep 7, 2007 5:56 a.m. Comment: 39

    have you guys seen this? - now this is truly a prequel:

    http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=X13riysl9ng

  40. jazprof Sep 7, 2007 6:06 a.m. Comment: 40

    Well since we’re travelling back in time, we’ll need this….

    http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4-CeOWDBoFg

    See y’all later in the afternoon, got to step into my own transport device now for the less than instantaneous ride to work.

  41. mrssawyer Sep 7, 2007 6:20 a.m. Comment: 41

    Tino I’m glad to see you do get irony after all! Welcome to the party my non British friend. First drink is free but you pay through the nose for the rest!

    http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=YD36ZhpHPpE

  42. mrssawyer Sep 7, 2007 6:23 a.m. Comment: 42

    PS Don’t forget to tag and flag all!

  43. Stip Sep 7, 2007 6:45 a.m. Comment: 43

    Group head butt…..oh, yeah…

    http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ZDNc02bbA4A

  44. mrssawyer Sep 7, 2007 6:57 a.m. Comment: 44

    LMAO Stip, that was classic!

  45. Hexagon01 Sep 7, 2007 7:01 a.m. Comment: 45

    LMAO! head-butts Stip

  46. Stip Sep 7, 2007 7:12 a.m. Comment: 46

    I just can’t handle a Friday without my weekly stomp with the LT Boyz:

    http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=1cNDSPutas8

  47. mrssawyer Sep 7, 2007 7:15 a.m. Comment: 47

    And girlz please Stipper! Remember what happened last time you forgot about us little ladies?

  48. mrssawyer Sep 7, 2007 7:18 a.m. Comment: 48

    http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=gEdJdGlUmbc

    Is Mikhails cat the REAL ringmaster of Lost???

  49. Jukin Sep 7, 2007 7:34 a.m. Comment: 49

    Wow drinking already - and it seems that I’m pretty far behind you folks. Mrs, if you wouldn’t mind pouring me a triple shot of your finest scotch I’ll do my best to mustard… I mean ketchup… make that catch up. Wow and I haven’t even started drinking yet!!

  50. Hexagon01 Sep 7, 2007 7:35 a.m. Comment: 50

    mmmm….hot dogs…

  51. mrssawyer Sep 7, 2007 7:37 a.m. Comment: 51

    Jukin I’m on the virgin cocktails dude, its only mid afternoon for me and I’m looking after a nipper.

    But I think, if I remember correctly, I do have a bottle stuffed down the back of my sofa…….. clink, here you go buddy.

  52. Hexagon01 Sep 7, 2007 7:38 a.m. Comment: 52

    I like these guys -

    http://video.google.com/videoplay?docid=-865258840245710277&q=gentle+giant&total=335&start=10&num=10&so=0&type=search&plindex=0

  53. Annie79 Sep 7, 2007 7:40 a.m. Comment: 53

    Hey, guys and gals, I think Occam is really gone. Check out his profile…

  54. Hexagon01 Sep 7, 2007 7:42 a.m. Comment: 54

    Yeah, Annie. I saw that. Not very encouraging…RIP Occam…

  55. mrssawyer Sep 7, 2007 7:45 a.m. Comment: 55

    Nooooooo its Charlie all over again.

    On the count of three everyone, I want a Michael style cry:

    DooooooooooooooooooooooocOcccccccc

  56. mrssawyer Sep 7, 2007 7:46 a.m. Comment: 56

    Lets hope he comes back though. I really liked the guy. And his one theory was really good! Hopefully he won’t be able to resist the lure.

  57. mrssawyer Sep 7, 2007 7:48 a.m. Comment: 57

    Aaargh everything I write sounds sarcastic today. Occam if you ARE reading I genuinely meant I liked your theory and I will miss your comments.

  58. Hexagon01 Sep 7, 2007 7:51 a.m. Comment: 58

    I saw Occ walk into the jungle and then I thought I heard the distant sound of a lone trumpet and some ticker-tape…but I didn’t think anything of it at the time..

  59. Jukin Sep 7, 2007 7:52 a.m. Comment: 59

    Thank you mrs s. Like the rest of you I have no idea what’s going on with occam but I hope he comes back. There are too many b.s. posters infiltrating lately to lose a quality poster like this.

    Hey mrs s. how old is the little one? My wife and I just had our first baby 10 weeks ago - which explains the lack of clarity and thought in many of my posts!! That is, no sleep!!! :)

  60. mrssawyer Sep 7, 2007 7:54 a.m. Comment: 60

    Oh wow congrats Jukin that’s fantastic news. Did you get a blue or pink one?

    My boy is 16 months old. Time flies so really enjoy this time, even the sleepless nights!

    I can’t wait to do it all over again.

  61. wtfsignmeup Sep 7, 2007 7:59 a.m. Comment: 61

    So…Mrs…whats with you being full of the joys of spring??Isnt it autumn in your neck of the woods?

  62. mrssawyer Sep 7, 2007 8:03 a.m. Comment: 62

    Yes indeedy it is wtf but I am in denial. The sun is out and I’m wearing summer clothes.

    Plus I have a reason to be cheerful :-)

    http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=548cNDSjfxE

  63. Stip Sep 7, 2007 8:07 a.m. Comment: 63

    MrsS - that cat video was freakin’ hilarious!

    wtf: I’m guessing MrsS has been secretly sneaking off to the Staff hatch where she has been examined by Juliet…….

    …am I right MrsS?

  64. lockeko Sep 7, 2007 8:10 a.m. Comment: 64

    busy day, just droppin’ by, whats up with dococ? Have a great one

  65. Stip Sep 7, 2007 8:13 a.m. Comment: 65

    Don’t laugh, our neighborhood does this every New Year’s Eve:

    http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Md2tczsGKo4&mode=related&search=

    Ooops, Up, side the head, I said , Oops up side the head….

  66. wtfsignmeup Sep 7, 2007 8:14 a.m. Comment: 66

    cmon mrs….confess all on the world wide web…lol

  67. wtfsignmeup Sep 7, 2007 8:15 a.m. Comment: 67

    Hey Leko….all work and no play….?

  68. mrssawyer Sep 7, 2007 8:19 a.m. Comment: 68

    Stipster my man you win the golden ticket. Yup Mrs is happy to say she’s hatching another little one. Fortunately conceived off rahft as it were :-)

  69. sleepz Sep 7, 2007 8:28 a.m. Comment: 69

    Mrs I am so pleased for you, Happy Dayz, check out my bebo page for pictures of my last family holiday!!!!!!!!!!!!! it will make you glad to be alive !!!!!!!!! Family is 100 the most important thing in the world, then of course Lost

  70. Stip Sep 7, 2007 8:29 a.m. Comment: 70

    …yes, but still conceived on an island…technically

    congratulations!

    …so when you getting married?

    …I’m ducking now…

  71. wtfsignmeup Sep 7, 2007 8:32 a.m. Comment: 71

    congrats to you and the mr,mrs…. : )

  72. mrssawyer Sep 7, 2007 8:35 a.m. Comment: 72

    Thank you thank you thank you people. Your well wishes are much appreciated!

    LMAO Stip believe it or not we were planning a wee getaway to Vegas next month but I guess that is on hold now. Oh, and we were in France, lol.

  73. Stip Sep 7, 2007 8:35 a.m. Comment: 73

    The Cos, doin’ his thing. I dedicate this to MrsS:

    http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=xFMVeZyhagI

  74. Annie79 Sep 7, 2007 8:41 a.m. Comment: 74

    Mrs: Congrats to you and Mr Sawyer. So happy for you!

    CFer’s: Sorry to interrupt CF, but I think we have a problem and I need some help.

    If you click on claremenot, then click on the theory: lock (not a theory) and read to the bottom, you will see what I mean. I don’t think the kiddies on the site should be reading this sort of thing. I’ve already flagged it as “offensive”.

    Would a few more a you take a moment to do so as well?

    Have fun at CF today, will be joining you next Friday as I’ll be all hooked up with video and audio!

  75. mrssawyer Sep 7, 2007 8:44 a.m. Comment: 75

    Thanks much Annie and don’t worry I already flagged the other thread.

    Stippie my buddy that made me laugh a lot. Going to go and watch the second half now. Fortunately I’m not a first timer so it didn’t scare me too much!!!

  76. ProfOzone Sep 7, 2007 8:53 a.m. Comment: 76

    Congratulations, missus… I guess that’s one more person sitting in the root beer booth… drinking for two!

    Prof drinks a root beer toast to the missus.

    Occam… dude… seriously… don’t go… what are we going to do without your famous razor?

  77. Stip Sep 7, 2007 8:55 a.m. Comment: 77

    Okay, here’s Part 2:

    LMFAO!!!

    http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=zvgA2b7eNE4

  78. mrssawyer Sep 7, 2007 8:57 a.m. Comment: 78

    Prof, drinking for two - I like it! I have already started eating for two, lol.

    @ Kat m’dear thank you also.

    Occam pleeeeeeeeeeeeeease come back. I am doing puppy dog eyes and everything!

  79. mrssawyer Sep 7, 2007 9:02 a.m. Comment: 79

    Kat that’s the thing, I don’t really know. I think DocOc maybe got a bit fed up with the bitching. But we’re all trying to put that behind us I think so its a real shame to lose him.

  80. Stip Sep 7, 2007 9:07 a.m. Comment: 80

    Stip dons cape and takes flight in search of Occam…

    http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=6oNdGHU_kHU

    …Occam, where are you? If you’ve been captured by Agent Smith, send me a Tulpa and the ATeam will come get you.

  81. Jukin Sep 7, 2007 9:07 a.m. Comment: 81

    Mrs S congrats!!! That’s really great news!! I wish the best for you and Mr Sawyer!! To answer your question mrs., we had a little boy at the end of June.

  82. Occam Sep 7, 2007 9:14 a.m. Comment: 82

    Oh, gosh, what have I done?

    Guys, I’m so sorry, I should have left quietly, now I just went and stole mrssawyer’s thunder… ruined the CF… geez, do I feel Marvined?

    Please, just keep on having fun and forget about this… sudden burst of nonsense of mine. I would even suggest you started a fresh new CF, so this one sinks to the bottom…

    Congratulations, mrs. Thanks all for this short time, it’s been well invested. Oh, and Prof, please take this razor as a parting gift.

    So long, guys. You’re awesome.

  83. dabiatchishere Sep 7, 2007 9:14 a.m. Comment: 83

    Mrs Sawyer: Congratulations! Thanks for sharing the wonderful news with us!

    Good Morning Everyone!

  84. Stip Sep 7, 2007 9:16 a.m. Comment: 84

    I can’t find him and I’ve traversed the span of the cosmos…

    I’ll keep looking, but until then, let’s get the party started…everybody jump around:

    http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ZZZADbubu0Y

  85. wtfsignmeup Sep 7, 2007 9:25 a.m. Comment: 85

    Occam…why??

  86. ProfOzone Sep 7, 2007 9:28 a.m. Comment: 86

    Prof drinks a toast to Occam…

    I get it… you’ve got your reasons, my friend. Just remember… the door’s always open for you…

    Wow… you’re giving the razor to me? Dang, dude, I’m honored.

    Prof drinks a toast to being honored…

  87. ProfOzone Sep 7, 2007 9:31 a.m. Comment: 87

    It sucks that I can’t give a direct link here, but if you navigate to this site via Internet Explorer and, in the “mp3 player” select “Rain”…

    www.pilothouseband.com

    Dedicated to my good friend Occam…

    Prof drinks a toast rain…

  88. mrssawyer Sep 7, 2007 9:40 a.m. Comment: 88

    Occam don’t be daft you haven’t stolen my thunder at all OR ruined CF. For what its worth I wish you would reconsider leaving but if you don’t then go in peace my friend.

  89. ProfOzone Sep 7, 2007 9:45 a.m. Comment: 89

    Prof drinks a toast to the missus, in agreement with her comments…

    Prof drinks a toast to being daft.

    Prof drinks a toast to the word “daft”.

  90. Agent_XXX Sep 7, 2007 9:56 a.m. Comment: 90

    drinks a toast to Occam and your new sign

    http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Tj37efPtcuI

    I truly hate to see you go, friend.

  91. Agent_XXX Sep 7, 2007 10:01 a.m. Comment: 91

    Honestly, I can’t count the number of times I’ve considered disappearing off this forum myself… I hope you reconsider.

  92. wtfsignmeup Sep 7, 2007 10:09 a.m. Comment: 92

    Agent…I love reading your comments so please dont disappear ;)

    Occam …peace out .

    Gnight all.Can I leave you with some John Lennon : )

    http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=RYxYQ-kQE

  93. ProfOzone Sep 7, 2007 10:25 a.m. Comment: 93

    Prof drinks a toast to Agent.

    Prof drinks a toast to wtf.

    Prof drinks a toast to headphones.

    Daaaang… that’s some good root beer…

  94. Stip Sep 7, 2007 10:32 a.m. Comment: 94

    See…the thing is…no one ever truly leaves LT

    …because once you’ve been indoctrinated into LT, you’re just not fit for anything else!

    http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=k3SlHKFfZBM

  95. Stip Sep 7, 2007 10:45 a.m. Comment: 95

    AGENT! What the hell! I didn’t know you were despondent.

    We just never had the opportunity to tango Stip nods in Jazzie’s direction

    http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=APzBYqTZXz0

    HEY! I have two arms, why must I only be dancing with one woman?

    Everybody dance NOW!

    http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=bU4mMblhM2c

  96. ProfOzone Sep 7, 2007 10:49 a.m. Comment: 96

    Atta boy, Stip. :-)

  97. mrssawyer Sep 7, 2007 10:49 a.m. Comment: 97

    Stip did our tango mean nothing to you? I can’t believe you forgot me, and me barefoot and expecting and all. You’re no gentleman!

  98. ProfOzone Sep 7, 2007 10:55 a.m. Comment: 98

    I’ll tango with you, missus… but OSHA regulations require me to advise you to put some shoes on… and if you’re dancing with me… steel-toed is highly recommended.

  99. Stip Sep 7, 2007 11:02 a.m. Comment: 99

    yeah, shame, shame, shame…

    http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=JLHuDDdo-90&mode=related&search=

  100. shamballa Sep 7, 2007 11:03 a.m. Comment: 100

    beep…beep…beep

    Shamballa backs up the beer truck…

    Sonuva… When did the world fall apart?

    Occam my friend, we barely met. I feel… used. Kidding man! So long and thanks for all the fish!

    Agent, I didn’t know. Glad you’re still keeping us guessing. :)

    Mrssawyer, you’ve been busy girl! Congrats!

    Everybody else, just keep on keeping on! :)

  101. ProfOzone Sep 7, 2007 11:08 a.m. Comment: 101

    Prof drinks a toast to his brutha from anutha mutha.

  102. shamballa Sep 7, 2007 11:09 a.m. Comment: 102

    *Sham grabs a rose and with a flourish places it between his teeth then tries to say, “tango anyone?”

  103. ProfOzone Sep 7, 2007 11:11 a.m. Comment: 103

    Dude, perhaps you should cut in with me and the missus here… I think I might have broken her pinky-toe.

  104. shamballa Sep 7, 2007 11:11 a.m. Comment: 104

    Howdy Prof. To our mental health. chink

  105. ProfOzone Sep 7, 2007 11:12 a.m. Comment: 105

    Such that it is. chink

  106. shamballa Sep 7, 2007 11:13 a.m. Comment: 106

    May I have this dance missus bun-in-the-oven?

  107. mrssawyer Sep 7, 2007 11:14 a.m. Comment: 107

    Sob sob Prof now you’re leaving me? This is just awful, awful.

    Oh hello Sham bats eyelashes coyly I don’t suppose you’re in the market to take on a twice dumped lady?

  108. shamballa Sep 7, 2007 11:16 a.m. Comment: 108

    Now who would discard such a lovely creature as you mrs? bows deeply

  109. Nickee Sep 7, 2007 11:16 a.m. Comment: 109

    congratulations Mrs!!!

  110. Agent_XXX Sep 7, 2007 11:17 a.m. Comment: 110

    Ah, but I knew the life of a spy would be a lonely one. We must enjoy the niceties while we can…

    tosses caution to the wind, chuggs a rootbeer and sends glass clinking into the fireplace

    http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=pitX4XOaXeE

  111. ProfOzone Sep 7, 2007 11:18 a.m. Comment: 111

    Aw, don’t take it like that, missus… I just notice you only have nine toes left. And you’ll need every one of them to chase TWO nippers about the house.

  112. ProfOzone Sep 7, 2007 11:19 a.m. Comment: 112

    Dang… I really liked that glass…

  113. mrssawyer Sep 7, 2007 11:21 a.m. Comment: 113

    Actually Prof I only ever had four toes on each foot…

    Sham you are my hero. Twice over.

    @ thx Nickee!

  114. shamballa Sep 7, 2007 11:22 a.m. Comment: 114

    Hehe, great flick and scene Agent.

  115. ProfOzone Sep 7, 2007 11:23 a.m. Comment: 115

    Ah… well, my mistake missus… I humbly beg your pardon.

    In any case… I wouldn’t dream of coming between a woman and her hero. :-)

    Prof drinks a toast to Nickee.

  116. shamballa Sep 7, 2007 11:28 a.m. Comment: 116

    To Nickee…

  117. shamballa Sep 7, 2007 11:32 a.m. Comment: 117

    I am humbled missus m’Lady.

  118. shamballa Sep 7, 2007 11:33 a.m. Comment: 118

    Another toast to Occam?

    He was… a good poster and he will be missed.

    chink

  119. ProfOzone Sep 7, 2007 11:35 a.m. Comment: 119

    Amen to that. chink

  120. shamballa Sep 7, 2007 11:38 a.m. Comment: 120

    Occam, if you’re up there buddy…and you can hear me…please come back.

    (And I am serious)

  121. mrssawyer Sep 7, 2007 11:41 a.m. Comment: 121

    I’ll toast to the Doc. But Sham I’m with you. Where would we be without our doctor?

    chink

  122. shamballa Sep 7, 2007 11:52 a.m. Comment: 122

    The candle that burns twice as bright burns half as long missus. We should count ourselves fortunate that Doc blogged among us however brief that time was.

    Sham headbutts Stip Get off the youtube already! Kit kat has to go!

  123. mrssawyer Sep 7, 2007 11:56 a.m. Comment: 123

    That was beautiful Sham and so true. I might call my next kid Doc in his honour… Its not good though, I’m terribly upset to see him go. Its like losing a brutha (from anutha mutha).

  124. Stip Sep 7, 2007 12:04 p.m. Comment: 124

    OYE!

    Stip gets up rubbing forehead…rattles brain…

    Hey! Keep your panty hose on Kat. I was looking around for a song to dance with the Mommy to be Misses.

    She’s right - I am such a heel to not dance with her - I just didn’t want to infuriate MisterS.

    Mrs - dance with me?

    http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=tM7hE3fyg

    …shameless….

  125. shamballa Sep 7, 2007 12:05 p.m. Comment: 125

    Sham looks around

    Ummm… Where the hell is everyone?

    It seems like when I show up, everyone leaves. :(

    (present company excluded of course). :)

    Where is TT, dab, jazzie jaz, Leko my Eko, and our six-sided friend?

  126. shamballa Sep 7, 2007 12:08 p.m. Comment: 126

    You were right kat. The dude was hoggin’ youtube…again. Checkin’ out the smut too. sigh

  127. mrssawyer Sep 7, 2007 12:08 p.m. Comment: 127

    Sham if you, I, Kittie and the boy Stip cannot make a partay I don’t know who can!

    @ Stip that’s better. I would love to dance with you. MisterS is nowhere to be seen and Sham is busy looking for someone more interesting to talk to, lol.

  128. Stip Sep 7, 2007 12:12 p.m. Comment: 128

    Stip raises his glass to Kat, Sham, Nickee, ProfO and MrsS

    May God bless all here.”

  129. shamballa Sep 7, 2007 12:14 p.m. Comment: 129

    True my pregnant friend… true. You are a gentlewoman and a scholar. chink

    By the way, drink OJ. Folic acid rocks.

  130. shamballa Sep 7, 2007 12:18 p.m. Comment: 130

    God bless us…everyone…. chink

    Hey Stip, is chink PC? :)

    I left a quote and link for you in this thread.

    http://lost-theories.com/theories/2007/sep/06/truth-whos-casket/

  131. shamballa Sep 7, 2007 12:19 p.m. Comment: 131

    Heads up!

    *sham does a duck-n-cover to avoid kat’s glass”

  132. Agent_XXX Sep 7, 2007 12:36 p.m. Comment: 132

    pulls another glass out of her luxurious, blue hair

    To the good ones!!!!

  133. ProfOzone Sep 7, 2007 12:37 p.m. Comment: 133

    Dang… I liked that glass.

    Prof drinks a toast to small parties.

    http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=O23lF1FPQBE&mode=related&search=

  134. shamballa Sep 7, 2007 12:38 p.m. Comment: 134

    whew! That’s where it landed.

    To the good ones! clink

  135. ProfOzone Sep 7, 2007 12:38 p.m. Comment: 135

    Why, yes my name is William.

  136. shell Sep 7, 2007 12:39 p.m. Comment: 136

    You guys are going to end up in hyperglycemic shock if you don’t quite doing so many rootbeer toasts. Slow down a bit.

    and don’t forget to brush your teeth to get all that sugar off your teeth. I think the bacteria in your mouth might be having the CF glucose party!

  137. ProfOzone Sep 7, 2007 12:40 p.m. Comment: 137

    Prof drinks two toasts to the good ones.

  138. ProfOzone Sep 7, 2007 12:42 p.m. Comment: 138

    Prof brushes a toothpaste toast to shell.

  139. shamballa Sep 7, 2007 12:42 p.m. Comment: 139

    hic

    To Bill!

    clink

  140. Stip Sep 7, 2007 12:43 p.m. Comment: 140

    Sham, hmmm, chink

    I dunno, the LT Boyz committee may need to convene on that one.

    …but its gotta be better than boink

    Kat & MrsS body slam Stip who falls to the floor with a Wylie E Coyote smile

    http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=JKRIIMwA-xc

  141. Agent_XXX Sep 7, 2007 12:43 p.m. Comment: 141

    muppets dancing on the balcony rail

    http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=O-kDtgtF9qU

  142. shamballa Sep 7, 2007 12:44 p.m. Comment: 142

    The liver is evil and must be punished.

  143. ProfOzone Sep 7, 2007 12:44 p.m. Comment: 143

    Dang… all my favorite glasses.

  144. ProfOzone Sep 7, 2007 12:47 p.m. Comment: 144

    Prof catches glass.

    Whew.

  145. Agent_XXX Sep 7, 2007 12:49 p.m. Comment: 145

    I FOUND THE lesbians!!!!!

    apparently they’ve all just traveled BACK IN TIME

    http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=7KmYpM-guQM

  146. shamballa Sep 7, 2007 12:50 p.m. Comment: 146

    LMAO! Nice segway Stip. We were talking wagner the other day.

  147. mrssawyer Sep 7, 2007 12:53 p.m. Comment: 147

    Hey everyone, its Marge’s birthday today. No really!

    Well okay its just her voice’s birthday but still. Happy Lilacs Marge.

  148. Stip Sep 7, 2007 12:53 p.m. Comment: 148

    Stip’s eyebrows dance like John Belushi…

    jumping from the ledge he snares a vine and swoops down on the unsuspecting LT ladies

    scooping up Shell, he carries her away to the dance floor

    http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=eobpXo6HcYI

  149. Agent_XXX Sep 7, 2007 12:53 p.m. Comment: 149

    Grooming! Mutual grooming please….

  150. shamballa Sep 7, 2007 1:01 p.m. Comment: 150

    hic

    To large.

  151. Agent_XXX Sep 7, 2007 1:02 p.m. Comment: 151

    Marge…. busy… grooming…

  152. Stip Sep 7, 2007 1:05 p.m. Comment: 152

    Stip drops Shell when hit by glass thrown by Kat

    HEY! Can’t you see we’re dancin’ here?”

  153. shell Sep 7, 2007 1:06 p.m. Comment: 153

    Jeez, stip, your pretty strong……and, man, can you cut a rug!

  154. shamballa Sep 7, 2007 1:09 p.m. Comment: 154

    Nice shootin’ kat. ;)

  155. shamballa Sep 7, 2007 1:11 p.m. Comment: 155

    That’s gonna leave a mark Stippo.

  156. shell Sep 7, 2007 1:11 p.m. Comment: 156

    oooouuuch! …..shell reminds herself to never trust a man holding her

  157. Agent_XXX Sep 7, 2007 1:12 p.m. Comment: 157

    sits enraptured by Kat, all soft and dewey eyed from the grooming….

  158. dabiatchishere Sep 7, 2007 1:14 p.m. Comment: 158

    Hey Shamalama: Thanks for asking after me! In the hatch today, observing! Have fun LT’ers!

  159. ProfOzone Sep 7, 2007 1:19 p.m. Comment: 159

    Dang, kat’s got a vendetta against me AND Kermit.

    It’s not easy being us.

    Prof drinks a toast to vendettas.

  160. shamballa Sep 7, 2007 1:20 p.m. Comment: 160

    Right on babe. Observe this!

    Pulls a Bart Simpson and moons dab

    ;)

  161. Stip Sep 7, 2007 1:22 p.m. Comment: 161

    Red faced, Stip picks up Shell, dusts her off, gives her a kiss on the cheek

    Sorry, Shell. I’m not used to dodging flying debris while dancing with the beautiful babes. But now I gotta wear an eye patch because for once the mother’s claim that flying objects can take an eye out really came true.”

    Maybe I’ll just head over to the Pearl for a little first aid….”

  162. mrssawyer Sep 7, 2007 1:23 p.m. Comment: 162

    Dabbie we miss you!

  163. ProfOzone Sep 7, 2007 1:24 p.m. Comment: 163

    Prof drinks a toast to dab.

  164. dabiatchishere Sep 7, 2007 1:24 p.m. Comment: 164

    LOL, Shammalama!

    And, it was a full one, at that!

  165. shamballa Sep 7, 2007 1:24 p.m. Comment: 165

    Seriously though folks…

    I need to take five but I’ll be back.

    Party on.

  166. dabiatchishere Sep 7, 2007 1:26 p.m. Comment: 166

    Thanks All

    Dabbi do is feeling under the weather today!!

    Rock it out!

  167. shell Sep 7, 2007 1:29 p.m. Comment: 167

    Stip, no need to go to the Pearl station….my vet truck is right outside and I’ve done hundreds of enucleations. I can just use a local block so it really won’t interfere with the rest of your evening.

  168. Agent_XXX Sep 7, 2007 1:29 p.m. Comment: 168

    No, no Kat - this is how to play Kermit … try this:

    http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=QYiFxGtseHw&mode=related&search=

    How does that magic box work frog?!

  169. mrssawyer Sep 7, 2007 1:29 p.m. Comment: 169

    Me too. The mister is home and we have to spend some quality time together.

    Back later! Keep my seat warm…

  170. Stip Sep 7, 2007 1:29 p.m. Comment: 170

    Stip ducks this time

  171. jazprof Sep 7, 2007 1:49 p.m. Comment: 171

    Howdy everyone, just back from work…How goes?

  172. Agent_XXX Sep 7, 2007 1:51 p.m. Comment: 172

    Hey welcome to mosh pit Jaz!

  173. jazprof Sep 7, 2007 1:54 p.m. Comment: 173

    Coool! jaz throws herself into the crowd

    Here’s one for anyone still stuck at work—has nice surprise ending:

    http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=vZA_7FtttRY

  174. ProfOzone Sep 7, 2007 1:55 p.m. Comment: 174

    That… Kermit and Cookie Monster video… was… awesome.

    Prof drinks toast to Kermit and Cookie Monster.

    Welcome home, jaz…

  175. ProfOzone Sep 7, 2007 1:57 p.m. Comment: 175

    Careful, jaz. Kat’s throwing glasses today.

  176. jazprof Sep 7, 2007 2:02 p.m. Comment: 176

    Are you still stuck at work, hun?

    I toast you and hurl a glass in your honor!

    Crash

  177. jazprof Sep 7, 2007 2:05 p.m. Comment: 177

    OR…is this because we are still dealing with the uncut “Or”

  178. ProfOzone Sep 7, 2007 2:06 p.m. Comment: 178

    sigh

    OK, kat, I commented.

    Prof hides what’s left of his favorite glasses…

  179. jazprof Sep 7, 2007 2:07 p.m. Comment: 179

    You know whose help we need in extracting information….(and why haven’t we thought of this before)….

    SAYID….

    http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=aTi0NQxytnA

  180. jazprof Sep 7, 2007 2:10 p.m. Comment: 180

    Yup we need an “Or” removal team…

    http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=M9x98Imr6ao

  181. ProfOzone Sep 7, 2007 2:18 p.m. Comment: 181

    gulip

  182. Agent_XXX Sep 7, 2007 2:22 p.m. Comment: 182

    Oh dance it off Proffie.

  183. jazprof Sep 7, 2007 2:23 p.m. Comment: 183

    Heh….bet you weren’t expecting THAT! When pursuing world domination, one has to have alllll the tools at one’s disposal….including torturous Bollywood dance numbers….mwahahahah

    eh, sorry to make this so brief…I leave Sayid with you ladies, use him as you will… (got to run out to buy school supplies)

    I leave you with a dance number…..

    http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=QqJazSEfVT4

  184. Stip Sep 7, 2007 2:26 p.m. Comment: 184

    …in Sham’s absence, Stip walks over to back of beer truck and unlatches rear doors…

    …an avalanche of ice and beer from all over the world spew forth covering Stip and the dance floor…

    OMG, its a natural disaster!

    I’ll help myself to a Carlsberg, thank you very much!

  185. Stip Sep 7, 2007 2:38 p.m. Comment: 185

    Stip settles in to an easy chair in the Pearl…popcorn is spilling over the sides…he flicks off the light and hits play on the remote

    http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=5peop3olrVs

  186. Agent_XXX Sep 7, 2007 2:48 p.m. Comment: 186

    glass lands neatly into Marge’s soft curls, as she snores softly sleeping off that carby rootbeer

  187. jazprof Sep 7, 2007 3:53 p.m. Comment: 187

    being mousy mousy quiet Jaz checks to see who is around…tucks blankie round Marge

  188. nino Sep 7, 2007 4 p.m. Comment: 188

    hey everybody this is my first CF how you all doing?

    wheres the keg?

  189. shamballa Sep 7, 2007 4:18 p.m. Comment: 189

    beep…beep…beep

    shamballa backs up a truck full of Waterford Crystal and jumps out.

    Here you go kit kat. Might as well break the best.

    Sup nino? The beer truck is right over there.

    Oh, I see you got the door open Stippo.

  190. shamballa Sep 7, 2007 4:22 p.m. Comment: 190

    How di we go from cavemen to muppets? Isn’t that de-evolution? chug

  191. jazprof Sep 7, 2007 4:23 p.m. Comment: 191

    hey hey guys…nino, sham, is Stip still here?

  192. shamballa Sep 7, 2007 4:26 p.m. Comment: 192

    Hiya jaz, he was in the Pearl last time I saw him.

  193. shamballa Sep 7, 2007 4:27 p.m. Comment: 193

    Hey nino. May I call you El Nino?

  194. shamballa Sep 7, 2007 4:29 p.m. Comment: 194

    sham artfully leans ever so slightly to avoid collision

    Good arm kit kat.

    glug glug

  195. jazprof Sep 7, 2007 4:31 p.m. Comment: 195

    ahhh got a good one for ya katarinskaya

    http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ZNJz53uAL5s

  196. Stip Sep 7, 2007 4:33 p.m. Comment: 196

    Rock n’ Roll JazzieWazzyCowBoyBeeBopProffie!

    Movie (Sin City) is over. Suddenly I have an urge to drive a fast car with a big trunk…

    Stip shakes off urge…slugs a beer…grabs Jazzie’s hand…escorts her to dance floor walking like Zorro and Elena

    http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=yEvesEeFsTc

    Cut in anytime you like DabberDoo…..

  197. jazprof Sep 7, 2007 4:33 p.m. Comment: 197

    So I’ve got a very funny student in one of my classes…she keeps a running commentary on what I’m saying, like

    mmm hmmm, yeah, that’s right,,,,yeah yeah, mmmm hmmm, you said it sister….

    I feel like a preacha

  198. nino Sep 7, 2007 4:35 p.m. Comment: 198

    hey jaz, sham, kat , wheres mssawyer i like…Nino ducks while he sees flying glass ….to say hi

  199. jazprof Sep 7, 2007 4:35 p.m. Comment: 199

    mmmm Stip, you’re quite enchanting with that rose clenched between your teeth…

  200. jazprof Sep 7, 2007 4:37 p.m. Comment: 200

    Here, let me dip you, I love to do that…

  201. TheThinker Sep 7, 2007 4:37 p.m. Comment: 201

    Good afternoon all! It is friday! Where is everyone? Do we have a bar? :)

    How is everyone?

  202. shamballa Sep 7, 2007 4:38 p.m. Comment: 202

    Sham tosses Stip a CD of Cheap Trick

    Raise some hell Stippo!

    http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=fJW0y-NUSHA

  203. jazprof Sep 7, 2007 4:38 p.m. Comment: 203

    Purdy good TT—a bit tired from my first full teaching day back. How is with you?

  204. nino Sep 7, 2007 4:39 p.m. Comment: 204

    hey sham. yes you can call me el nino no problem,

    lets rock this place,

    who will give me the honor to dance one song with me?

  205. shamballa Sep 7, 2007 4:40 p.m. Comment: 205

    TT! ‘Sup my brutha from a nutha mutha?

    Watch out for flying objects.

    The missus is spending quality time with the mister el nino.

  206. jazprof Sep 7, 2007 4:41 p.m. Comment: 206

    I will nino…I love dancing muchly

  207. shamballa Sep 7, 2007 4:46 p.m. Comment: 207

    Pssst! jaz tends to lead el nino

    Sham does a nifty Neo maneuver to avoid a barrage of Waterford Crystal missiles from kit kat

    Uhhh Stippo? A little help here Mr. Wizard!

  208. nino Sep 7, 2007 4:46 p.m. Comment: 208

    thanks jaz im quite honor, so hows everything what are you drinking. the sham man brought an excellent drink can i get you one?

  209. Stip Sep 7, 2007 4:48 p.m. Comment: 209

    Stip repeatedly pumps fist into the air while banging head into wall to Cheap trick song

    reaches into back pocket, flings CD ultimate-frisbee-style over to Sham

    http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=6ck5r3NC8FI

  210. shamballa Sep 7, 2007 4:49 p.m. Comment: 210

    Here you go kit kat…

    http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Th47siid6_k

  211. jazprof Sep 7, 2007 4:51 p.m. Comment: 211

    certainly, Here’s a nice number for us:

    http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Bj2ITY_5BUE&mode=related&search=

  212. TheThinker Sep 7, 2007 4:52 p.m. Comment: 212

    Things are good actually, and getting better. I havent been around lately, ive been working on my relationship with my girl, my dad was in the hospital, im thinking about a career change…lots of stuff going on!

    glad everyone here is good, wheres my buddy lockeko?

  213. shamballa Sep 7, 2007 4:52 p.m. Comment: 213

    sham ducks as the perfectly thrown CD sails by

    Sorry, thought it was Waterford Stip.

  214. nino Sep 7, 2007 4:56 p.m. Comment: 214

    tt glad youre ok , your daddy is goin to bee fine worry not

  215. shamballa Sep 7, 2007 4:56 p.m. Comment: 215

    Don’t you hate it when the real world gets in the way TT? I wish you luck with everything buddy.

    I think Leko my Eko is working today. He popped in once or twice earlier.

  216. jazprof Sep 7, 2007 4:57 p.m. Comment: 216

    another rose for you Stip:

    http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=zuMtH8fw4d4

  217. Stip Sep 7, 2007 4:57 p.m. Comment: 217

    Stip puts on Neo sunglasses and hurtles toward flying daggers about to pierce his brutha from anutha mutha

    with supersonic speed, Stip intercepts the shards using his cape like the shield of Arthur

    glass shards fall helplessly to the ground in tinkles

    jaws drop

    hearts flutter

    women throw garments at the stage

    Stip hands Sham 2 beers, one for each hand

    _Crouching, the ground ripples at Stip’s feet and he rockets into the wild blue yonder screaming “Yippee Kyay Yeay Muther F@#$%^!”

    http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=gvmyTZEqlo8

  218. jazprof Sep 7, 2007 4:59 p.m. Comment: 218

    Oh hey TT—sorry your Dad’s in hospital, glad things are going better though

  219. shamballa Sep 7, 2007 5:01 p.m. Comment: 219

    Nice Stippo! But uh, I would lose the cape if I were you…

    http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=M68ndaZSKa8

  220. shamballa Sep 7, 2007 5:04 p.m. Comment: 220

    Looks knowingly at jaz

  221. nino Sep 7, 2007 5:05 p.m. Comment: 221

    jaz that was beautifu