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This theory is based on Receivers and Transmitters by PSmith. You may wish to read it before continuing.

Hurley isnt Hurley”

— TheHolyStickman

Yeah;

Hurley isnt really Hurley he is a reincarnation of Mr paik who is dead. The Monster is really a 45 year old man going through a mid life crisis. There are a series of pissed off giraffes underground, who really control the island. Every Flashback we’ve ever had has really been not a flashback or a flash forward but a flash middle.

The others, right thats a big topic; They were founded by a man named Hostile others. He made a group of rejected pencil makers (as he was one himself) and brought down the DHARMA initiative (who he thought were pencil maker). Then he hired some idiot who were supposed to make a statue of a broken pencil but instead they started to make a statue of Mr pencil. So the others made themselves ‘the pens’. They made polar bears, which they put pen marks on. The others/the penies dont like the losties because Jin had the rolex watch. Watches are a major rival to pens since the pencils were crushed.

Penny and her team work for the penies/the others see the name similarities, She got the channel straight away because she is an other. Charlie libby eko the pilot joanna all faked their deaths but were all after decapitated by Jim. Except ana lucia she is actually dead.

The tree 47 yards in to the jungle at an angle of 154 degrees will play a huge part in season 4 and 6 but not 5. Hurray for all mental people

Locke and Jack are people that just cant get their hands and feet to themselves and shall be spoken to by the head master Mr Eko . Sawyer’s constant use of abusive language is unacceptable and he also should be wacked round the head with mr eko’s… sorry i mean spoken to by mr eko. Ms Middleton should be reminded not to get get to close with other classmates paticulary Charlie. This year has been an excellant year for attendance as we have only had a handful of people die this year. It is a lot better than the year of ‘82 with the missunderstanding between the penies and the DHARMA initiative. overall an outstanding year and I hope everyone is alive to see the next report.

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Key characters

Short Name Full Name Episodes Theories
Eko Mr. Eko 2.21, 3.5, 2.7, 2.10 288
Helen Helen 90
Liam Liam Pace 1.7 64
Michael Michael Dawson 2.22, 1.14, 4.8 301
Sarah Sarah Shephard 106

Key episodes

# Title Aired Central character Theories
2.11 The Hunting Party 1-18-2006 Jack 70
2.6 Abandoned 11-9-2005 Sawyer 69
2.2 Adrift 9-28-2005 Walt 80
1.4 Walkabout 10-14-2004 John 116
1.3 Tabula Rasa 10-6-2004 Kate 95

Key events

Theme Relevant Episodes Theories
Jack finds empty coffin 1.5 167
Locke Can Walk 288
Michael captured 2.22 114
Sawyer and Sayid handcuff Jin to the wreckage 1.6 52
Sun becomes pregnant 2.16 155

Key locations

Theme Relevant Episodes Theories
The blast door map 2.17 157
The Caves 1.7, 1.5, 1.6, 2.1, 2.2 175
The Pearl station 2.21, 3.5, 3.14 230

Similar theories

Title Author Cmnts Votes Rating
Light and Dark ProfOzone 26 13 +7
Walt’s aging is irrelevant because… nsnstvprk 3 7 +3
THE WHISPERS! theuprock 9 0 0
Desmond reliving life… Alternate timelines theories… Razanur 1 2 0
12 Monkeys connection? NowImLost 8 0 0

Comments

  1. MiltonsParadise Jun 14, 2007 12:40 p.m. Comment: 1

    ok, I’ll buy all that but tell me, who is in the coffin?!

  2. TheHolyStickman Jun 14, 2007 12:57 p.m. Comment: 2

    well thats just impossible to answer and its probably irrelivant maybe jim?? and no i dont mean jin

  3. evansucks Jun 14, 2007 1:30 p.m. Comment: 3

    man…we should be like…donating money to the writers/actors to try and persuade them into wrapping this show up quicker than planned (ie, still have 3 more seasons but make it all one BIG season, played throughout the year) cuz yeah…this waiting and constant second-guessing is obviously having an adverse effect. I mean, look at the nonsense that stickman pooped out. Were just getting bored and restless…

  4. TheHolyStickman Jun 14, 2007 1:35 p.m. Comment: 4

    lol evansucks thats good

  5. MiltonsParadise Jun 14, 2007 2:05 p.m. Comment: 5

    you are right evansucks: some people get heavy (i.e. the symbolism in a tropical shower on a tropical Island) and some get light (i.e. my own EYE-land post above). Again the yin and yang/light and dark/ us vs them/ themes come up……

  6. freakme Jun 14, 2007 2:46 p.m. Comment: 6

    @ evansucks: LOL, I’m in :)

    You’ve nail it Evan, bored and restless it’s all Lost is about, couldn’t agree more.

  7. Phoenixfire Jun 14, 2007 4:29 p.m. Comment: 7

    Very nice observations Stickman.

  8. Lmeister Jun 14, 2007 6:37 p.m. Comment: 8

    So this is your post to compete for the lowest rating, eh HS? +1 from me you idiot.

  9. sleepz Jun 15, 2007 1:45 a.m. Comment: 9

    +1 from me too, more garbage from the idiot who can’t post a decent theory.

  10. Steve Jun 15, 2007 3:56 p.m. Comment: 10

    sounds like all those people gave u +1 how r U AT -4??? +1 from me oh i got a new theory for the competition. its callled” another ultimate theory by the stevemister” chek it out. this is brilliant work my friend.

  11. Steve Jun 15, 2007 6:13 p.m. Comment: 11

    and everyone else cmon u have no sense of humour

  12. TheHolyStickman Jun 16, 2007 7:55 a.m. Comment: 12

    thanx steve

  13. Steve Jun 16, 2007 11:21 a.m. Comment: 13

    hope u read my theory we both have -4 btw

  14. SavidoucheEre2k7 Jun 19, 2007 1:57 p.m. Comment: 14

    hey ben its adam absolutely hilarious those stupid pissed off giraffes.

  15. TheHolyStickman Jun 24, 2007 11:44 a.m. Comment: 15

    hi adam thanx 4 the comment