Broken Pencils, Rolex watches and pissed of giraffes
−4 10 Votes
Rate it:
By TheHolyStickman
- Broken Pencils, Rolex watches and pissed of giraffes
- Created: Jun 14, 2007
- Last updated: Aug 13, 2008
- After episode: 1.14: Special
- Status: Current
- Flag this theory:
This theory is based on Receivers and Transmitters by PSmith. You may wish to read it before continuing.
“Hurley isnt Hurley”
— TheHolyStickman
Yeah;
Hurley isnt really Hurley he is a reincarnation of Mr paik who is dead. The Monster is really a 45 year old man going through a mid life crisis. There are a series of pissed off giraffes underground, who really control the island. Every Flashback we’ve ever had has really been not a flashback or a flash forward but a flash middle.
The others, right thats a big topic; They were founded by a man named Hostile others. He made a group of rejected pencil makers (as he was one himself) and brought down the DHARMA initiative (who he thought were pencil maker). Then he hired some idiot who were supposed to make a statue of a broken pencil but instead they started to make a statue of Mr pencil. So the others made themselves ‘the pens’. They made polar bears, which they put pen marks on. The others/the penies dont like the losties because Jin had the rolex watch. Watches are a major rival to pens since the pencils were crushed.
Penny and her team work for the penies/the others see the name similarities, She got the channel straight away because she is an other. Charlie libby eko the pilot joanna all faked their deaths but were all after decapitated by Jim. Except ana lucia she is actually dead.
The tree 47 yards in to the jungle at an angle of 154 degrees will play a huge part in season 4 and 6 but not 5. Hurray for all mental people
Locke and Jack are people that just cant get their hands and feet to themselves and shall be spoken to by the head master Mr Eko . Sawyer’s constant use of abusive language is unacceptable and he also should be wacked round the head with mr eko’s… sorry i mean spoken to by mr eko. Ms Middleton should be reminded not to get get to close with other classmates paticulary Charlie. This year has been an excellant year for attendance as we have only had a handful of people die this year. It is a lot better than the year of ‘82 with the missunderstanding between the penies and the DHARMA initiative. overall an outstanding year and I hope everyone is alive to see the next report.
TheHolyStickman qxp Spaz Chav
Key characters
| Short Name | Full Name | Episodes | Theories |
|---|---|---|---|
| Eko | Mr. Eko | 2.21, 3.5, 2.7, 2.10 | 288 |
| Helen | Helen | 90 | |
| Liam | Liam Pace | 1.7 | 64 |
| Michael | Michael Dawson | 2.22, 1.14, 4.8 | 301 |
| Sarah | Sarah Shephard | 106 |
Key episodes
| # | Title | Aired | Central character | Theories |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| 2.11 | The Hunting Party | 1-18-2006 | Jack | 70 |
| 2.6 | Abandoned | 11-9-2005 | Sawyer | 69 |
| 2.2 | Adrift | 9-28-2005 | Walt | 80 |
| 1.4 | Walkabout | 10-14-2004 | John | 116 |
| 1.3 | Tabula Rasa | 10-6-2004 | Kate | 95 |
Key events
| Theme | Relevant Episodes | Theories |
|---|---|---|
| Jack finds empty coffin | 1.5 | 167 |
| Locke Can Walk | 288 | |
| Michael captured | 2.22 | 114 |
| Sawyer and Sayid handcuff Jin to the wreckage | 1.6 | 52 |
| Sun becomes pregnant | 2.16 | 155 |
Key locations
| Theme | Relevant Episodes | Theories |
|---|---|---|
| The blast door map | 2.17 | 157 |
| The Caves | 1.7, 1.5, 1.6, 2.1, 2.2 | 175 |
| The Pearl station | 2.21, 3.5, 3.14 | 230 |
Similar theories
| Title | Author | Cmnts | Votes | Rating |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| Light and Dark | ProfOzone | 26 | 13 | +7 |
| Walt’s aging is irrelevant because… | nsnstvprk | 3 | 7 | +3 |
| THE WHISPERS! | theuprock | 9 | 0 | 0 |
| Desmond reliving life… Alternate timelines theories… | Razanur | 1 | 2 | 0 |
| 12 Monkeys connection? | NowImLost | 8 | 0 | 0 |
ok, I’ll buy all that but tell me, who is in the coffin?!
well thats just impossible to answer and its probably irrelivant maybe jim?? and no i dont mean jin
man…we should be like…donating money to the writers/actors to try and persuade them into wrapping this show up quicker than planned (ie, still have 3 more seasons but make it all one BIG season, played throughout the year) cuz yeah…this waiting and constant second-guessing is obviously having an adverse effect. I mean, look at the nonsense that stickman pooped out. Were just getting bored and restless…
lol evansucks thats good
you are right evansucks: some people get heavy (i.e. the symbolism in a tropical shower on a tropical Island) and some get light (i.e. my own EYE-land post above). Again the yin and yang/light and dark/ us vs them/ themes come up……
@ evansucks: LOL, I’m in :)
You’ve nail it Evan, bored and restless it’s all Lost is about, couldn’t agree more.
Very nice observations Stickman.
So this is your post to compete for the lowest rating, eh HS? +1 from me you idiot.
+1 from me too, more garbage from the idiot who can’t post a decent theory.
sounds like all those people gave u +1 how r U AT -4??? +1 from me oh i got a new theory for the competition. its callled” another ultimate theory by the stevemister” chek it out. this is brilliant work my friend.
and everyone else cmon u have no sense of humour
thanx steve
hope u read my theory we both have -4 btw
hey ben its adam absolutely hilarious those stupid pissed off giraffes.
hi adam thanx 4 the comment